We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language, but image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, political, etc. Must be within length constraints: headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. Provide JSON without markdown code blocks. Ensure proper escaping of quotes inside JSON strings. Provide a joke text that starts with "Chuck Norris ..." maybe something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But need unique. Classic style: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." Or "Chuck Norris can make a round square." Need unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can hear sign language." That's known. Need something new. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a horse laugh by just staring at it." Or "Chuck Norris can turn water into wine without a miracle." Let's think of something original: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it." Hmm. We need to ensure uniqueness. Let's create a joke: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving." That's maybe too generic. Let's think: "Chuck Norris can make a computer understand sarcasm just by blinking." That might be okay. But must be classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration of superhuman abilities. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a dead battery start a conversation." That's unique. Let's produce joke_text: "Chuck Norris can make a dead battery start a conversation." That's a bit odd but okay. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So "Chuck Norris can make a dead battery start a conversation." That's fine. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Batterien reden". That's 27 chars. Meme caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn die Batterie plötzlich quatscht". That's 27 chars. Image prompt: English, describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. We need to embed the specific scene: maybe "Chuck Norris holding a dead battery that glows and speaks". So image prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris holding a dead battery that glows and speaks, as if the battery is talking. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English and within the description. Meta title: max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris und die sprechende Batterie". That's 31 chars. Meta description: max 160 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt eine tote Batterie sprechen – ein klassischer, humorvoller Witz über seine übernatürlichen Kräfte." Count characters: let's count roughly: "Chuck Norris lässt eine tote Batterie sprechen – ein klassischer, humorvoller Witz über seine übernatürlichen Kräfte." That's about 106 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are properly escaped. The joke_text may contain quotes? It doesn't have quotes. It contains an apostrophe? No. It contains a dash? That's fine. It contains an ellipsis? No. It contains a comma? That's fine. JSON strings can contain commas. Need to escape any double quotes inside. There are none. So we can just put the string. Headline: no quotes. Meme_caption: no quotes. Image_prompt: contains commas and periods, but no double quotes. It contains double quotes? No. It contains apostrophes? No. So fine. Meta_title: no quotes. Meta_description: no quotes. Now produce JSON exactly as required, no markdown code block. Let's craft final values: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann eine tote Batterie zum Reden bringen." But we need to keep it in German, but the joke text can be German. It must start with "Chuck Norris". So "Chuck Norris kann eine tote Batterie zum Reden bringen." That's fine. headline: "Chuck Norris lässt Batterien reden" meme_caption: "Wenn die Batterie plötzlich quatscht" image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris holding a dead battery that glows and speaks, as if the battery is talking. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." meta_title: "Chuck Norris und die sprechende Batterie" meta_description: "Chuck Norris lässt eine tote Batterie sprechen – ein klassischer, humorvoller Witz über seine übernatürlichen Kräfte." Check lengths: headline length: "Chuck Norris lässt Batterien reden" = 27 characters (including spaces). Under 80. meme_caption length: "Wenn die Batterie plötzlich quatscht" = 33 characters. Under 80. meta_title length: "Chuck Norris und die sprechende Batterie" = 38 characters. Under 60. meta_description length: Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt eine tote Batterie sprechen – ein klassischer, humorvoller Witz über seine übernatürlichen Kräfte." Count characters: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)l14ä15s16t17 (space18)e19i20n21e22 (space23)t24o25t26e27 (space28)B29a30t31t32e33r34i35e36 (space37)s38p39r40e41c42h43e44n45 (space46)–47 (space48)e49i50n51 (space52)k53l54a55s56s57i58s59