We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Provide a classic Chuck Norris style joke. Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Provide unique content. We need to craft a joke text that starts with "Chuck Norris" or mentions him. Something like: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank mit einem Blick einfrieren, sodass das Eis nie schmilzt." But need to be unique. We need to produce JSON only, no markdown code block. Ensure fields within max lengths. - headline max 80 characters. - meme_caption max 80 characters. - image_prompt: English prompt for image generation, describing scene from the joke. Must be in English. Must include specifics. - meta_title max 60 characters. - meta_description max 160 characters. We need to ensure JSON format, no extra text. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt den Mond aus seiner Umlaufbahn schubsen, damit er besser leuchtet." But need to be unique. Maybe something about his beard or his ability to count to infinity. Let's think: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, und daraus entstand ein neues Universum, das nur aus Kaugummi besteht." That might be too weird. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer zum Schmelzen bringen, indem er ihn nur ansieht." Hmm. We need something classic: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick die Zeit anhalten, sodass er unbegrenzt weiter trainieren kann." That's typical. But need to be unique and not repeat known jokes. Let's craft something about his beard and a coffee. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaffee so stark brühen, dass er die Gesetze der Schwerkraft umgeht und das Getränk nach oben schwebt, während er gleichzeitig die Uhrzeit um 5 Minuten vorwärts stellt." That's too long. We need a concise joke text, but can be longer. Let's produce something like: "Chuck Norris kann einen Stein so stark werfen, dass er die Schwerkraft umkehrt und der Stein nie wieder auf den Boden fällt." But need to start with Chuck Norris or mention him. Could be "Chuck Norris kann einen Stein so stark werfen, dass er die Schwerkraft umkehrt und der Stein nie wieder auf den Boden fällt." That's okay. Now headline: short, up to 80 chars. Something like "Der unbezwingbare Kraftakt des Chuck Norris". That's 38 chars. Meme caption: up to 80 chars. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, schmilzt das Eis in der Antarktis." That's 58 chars. Image prompt: English description of specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to replace [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with a specific scene from the joke. For example: "throwing a massive stone that defies gravity". So the prompt would be: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Throwing a massive stone that defies gravity, causing it to float upward. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title: up to 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris vs. Schwerkraft – Der ultimative Witz". That's 44 chars. Meta description: up to 160 chars. Something like "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Stein die Schwerkraft umgekehrt wird – garantiert zum Lachen!" That's about 115 chars. Now ensure JSON fields are correctly quoted. Check lengths: - headline: "Der unbezwingbare Kraftakt des Chuck Norris" length? Count characters: D(1) e2 r3 space4 u5 n6 b7 e8 z9 w10 i11 n12 g13 a14 b15 e16 n17 r18 space19 K20 r21 a22 f23 t24 space25 d26 e27 s28 space29 C30 h31 u32 c33 k34 space35 N36 o37 r38 r39 i40 s41. That's 41 characters, within 80. - meme_caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, schmilzt das Eis in der Antarktis." Count: W1 e2 n3 space4 C5 h6 u7 c8 k9 space10 N11 o12 r13 r14 i15 s16 space17 l18 ä19 c20 h21 e21? Actually need to count precisely. Let's approximate it's under 80. - image_prompt: Must be a single string, no line breaks? It's okay. - meta_title: "Chuck Norris vs. Schwerkraft – Der ultimative Witz" length? Count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 space13 v14 s15 space16 S17 c18 h19 w20 e21 r22 k23 a24 f25 t26 space27 –28 space29 D30 e31 r32 space33 u34 l35 t36 i37 m38 a39 t40 i41 v42 e43 space44 W45 i46 t47 z48. That's 48 characters, within 60. - meta_description: "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Stein die Schwerkraft umgekehrt wird – garantiert zum Lachen!" Count characters: Let's count roughly: E1 n2 t3 d4 e5 c6 k7 e8 space9 d10 e11