We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be creative. Provide image_prompt in English describing a hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specific scene from the joke. Must be within length constraints: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to craft a joke. Classic Chuck Norris jokes often involve absurd superhuman feats. Let's create something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to play hide and seek with a calendar; it never found him." That's not typical. Maybe something about his beard, or his ability to make the sun rise just because he wants coffee. Let's think: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's also common. Let's create something unique: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Could be "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard." That's unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that rewrites the laws of physics, causing gravity to temporarily reverse for his enemies." That's okay. But we need to keep it concise as a joke text. Provide a short joke text. Let's produce something like: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while simultaneously teaching a class on quantum physics." That's maybe too long. We need to ensure uniqueness. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by staring at it." That's typical? Not sure. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple 'hello' into a force field that repels all negativity." That's okay. Let's decide on a specific scenario: He once tried to go to the dentist, but the dentist fainted because Chuck's teeth are made of titanium. Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where everyone speaks only in dad jokes." That's unique. But we need to embed a specific scene for image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]." So we need to describe the scene in the prompt. For example: "He is mid-roundhouse kick that ripples reality, with a glowing aura." Let's craft: "He is delivering a roundhouse kick that creates a shimmering portal of swirling numbers, with the portal forming behind him." Now meta_title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris' Zeit-Kick: Der ultimative Witz". That's 38 chars maybe. Let's count: "Chuck Norris' Zeit-Kick: Der ultimative Witz" length: count characters: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12'(13)s14 (space15)Z16e17i18t19-(20)K21i22c23k24:25 (space26)D27e28r29 (space30)u31l32t33i34m35a36t37i38v39e40 (space41)W42i43t44z45. That's 45 characters maybe. Good. Meta_description max 160 chars. Something like "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen Roundhouse-Kick, der die Zeit bricht – witzig, ironisch und völlig absurd." Let's count roughly: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen Roundhouse-Kick, der die Zeit bricht – witzig, ironisch und völlig absurd." That's about 100 chars, okay. Now headline max 80 chars. Something like "Der Roundhouse-Kick, der die Zeit neu definiert". That's about 45 chars. Meme_caption max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris lacht, entsteht ein neues Universum". That's about 55 chars. Now we need to ensure JSON format, no markdown code block. Provide fields exactly as specified. Let's craft the joke_text: Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Let's write: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Roundhouse-Kick die Zeit so stark verzerren, dass ein ganzes Jahr in Sekunden vergeht – und das nur, weil er heute keinen Kaffee braucht." That's a bit long but okay. Must be unique. Let's keep it concise: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Roundhouse-Kick die Zeit so stark verzerren, dass ein ganzes Jahr in Sekunden vergeht – und das, weil er heute keinen Kaffee braucht." That's okay. Now image_prompt: Must be English, describing hyper-realistic portrait etc., with specific scene. Let's write: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He is mid-roundhouse kick that creates a shimmering portal of swirling numbers, reality bending around his leg, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Now ensure all fields are within length constraints. Check headline length: "Der Roundhouse-Kick, der die Zeit neu definiert". Count characters: D1e2r3 (space4)R5o6u7n8d9h10o11u12s13e14-(15)K16i17c18k19, (space20)d21e22r23 (space24)d25i26e27 (space28)T29i30m31e32 (space33)n34e35u36 (space37)e38n39t40s41e42i43h44e45l46n47. That's 47 characters, okay (<80). Meme_caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris lacht, entsteht ein neues Universum". Count: W1i2f3 (space4)C5h6u7c8k9 (space1