We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language, but image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be creative, surprising, not vulgar, no politics, no real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations. Provide a classic Chuck Norris joke style. We need to ensure fields length constraints: headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. We need to produce JSON without markdown code block. Let's craft a joke: Something like "Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice." That's classic but maybe too common. Need unique twist. Maybe: "Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants." That's also known. We need something fresh: "Chuck Norris once tried to divide by zero, and the universe got a headache." That's a bit known but maybe okay. We need to ensure uniqueness. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris once challenged a calendar to a fight, and now every month ends on his terms." That's maybe unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Let's start with "Chuck Norris". Provide joke_text as full sentence. Let's propose: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch, and the cat now runs the CIA." That's maybe unique. But need to be classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a mirror, but the mirror refused to reflect anything less than absolute perfection." That's okay. But we need to keep within constraints. Let's craft final JSON: joke_text: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch, and the cat now runs the CIA." But is that too weird? Might be okay. But we need to ensure it's unique and not a known joke. I think it's okay. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Der Katzen-CIA Chef: Chuck Norris' geheime Mission". That's within 80. Meme caption: max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn der Kater die Geheimnisse der Welt kennt". That's 38 chars. Image prompt: English description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. The cat wearing a tiny CIA badge sits on his shoulder, looking smug. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to embed specific scene from the joke: cat on his shoulder with CIA badge. Meta title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris und die geheimnisvolle Katze – Witz". That's 46 chars. Meta description: max 160 chars. Something like "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz über eine Katze, die die CIA leitet. Lache jetzt!" That's 106 chars. Check lengths. Now ensure JSON fields are correctly quoted, no extra text. Let's count characters: headline: "Der Katzen-CIA Chef: Chuck Norris' geheime Mission" Count: D(1) e2 r3 space4 K5 a6 t7 z8 e9 n10 -11 C12 I13 A14 space15 C16 h17 e18 n19 :20 space21 C22 h23 u24 c25 k26 space27 N28 o29 r30 r31 i32 s33 '34 space35 g36 e37 h38 e39 i40 m41 e42 s43 e44 space45 M46 i47 s48 s49 i50 o51 n52. That's 52 characters, within 80. meme_caption: "Wenn der Kater die Geheimnisse der Welt kennt" Count: W1 e2 n3 space4 d5 e6 r7 space8 K9 a10 t11 e12 r13 space14 d15 i16 e17 space18 G19 e20 h21 e22 i23 m23? Wait recount properly: "Wenn der Kater die Geheimnisse der Welt kennt" Let's count: W1 e2 n3 n4 space5 d6 e7 r8 space9 K10 a11 t12 e13 r14 space15 d16 i17 e18 space19 G20 e21 h22 e23 i24 m24? Actually "Geheimnisse" length 11. Let's just approximate it's under 80. It's fine. image_prompt: Must be English, include scene. Provide as described. Meta title: "Chuck Norris und die geheime Katze – Witz" Count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 space13 u14 n15 d16 space17 d18 i19 e20 space21 g22 e23 h23? Actually "geheime" etc. Let's count: "Chuck Norris und die geheime Katze – Witz" Characters: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 space13 u14 n15 d16 space17 d18 i19 e20 space21 g22 e23 h24 e25 i26 m27 e28 space29 K30 a31 t32 z33 e34 space35 –36 space37 W38 i39 t40 z41. That's 41 characters, within 60. Meta description: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz über eine Katze, die die CIA leitet. Lache jetzt!" Count: Let's count roughly: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz über eine Katze, die die CIA leitet. Lache jetzt!" That's about 92 characters, within 160. Now ensure no markdown code block, just raw JSON. Let's produce JSON: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch, and the cat now runs the CIA.", "headline": "Der Katzen-CIA Chef: Chuck Norris' geheime Mission", "meme_caption": "Wenn