We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, creative, no repeats. Must not be offensive. Must be classic Chuck Norris style. Provide a joke text (full joke). Provide headline max 80 chars. meme_caption max 80 chars. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation describing scene, hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specific scene from joke. Must be photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to ensure JSON format, no markdown code blocks. Just raw JSON. Let's craft a joke: Something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a computer to count to infinity, and it crashed." Not typical. Maybe something about his beard or his ability to make the sun rise. Classic style: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's common. Need unique. Let's think: "Chuck Norris can make a round square." That's also common. Need something fresh. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can write a bestseller in a single breath, and the book becomes a bestseller before it's even finished." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while simultaneously juggling three flaming swords, and the cube rearranges itself to thank him." That's too long. We need a concise joke text that starts with "Chuck Norris". Something like: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear just by blinking." That's a bit known? Not sure. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can turn a traffic jam into a parade by simply raising his eyebrows." That's unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can turn a traffic jam into a parade just by raising his eyebrows." That's okay. But need to be typical Chuck Norris genre: exaggerated abilities, impossible feats. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a computer reboot itself just by looking at it." That's known. Let's think of something about his beard: "Chuck Norris can grow a beard so thick that it becomes a national park." That's unique. But must be a joke, maybe: "Chuck Norris can grow a beard so dense that it creates its own weather patterns." That's okay. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris can grow a beard so dense that it creates its own weather patterns." That's a joke. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear just by blinking." That's also okay. Let's pick something: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear just by blinking." That's a classic style. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's craft a fresh one: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear just by winking." That's similar. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear just by raising his hand." That's okay. But maybe we can incorporate his legendary status: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear just by turning off the lights." That's weird. Let's think of something about his ability to count to infinity: "Chuck Norris can count to infinity... twice." That's known. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can solve a Sudoku puzzle in his sleep, and the numbers rearrange themselves to thank him." That's unique. But need to be concise. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can solve a Sudoku puzzle in his sleep, and the numbers rearrange themselves to thank him." That's a joke. But does it start with Chuck Norris? Yes. Now we need headline max 80 chars. Something like: "Chuck Norris löst Sudoku im Schlaf – Zahlen danken ihm". That's German, maybe 50 chars. Meme caption max 80 chars: Something like: "Wenn Zahlen dankbar sind, ist das Chuck Norris." That's okay. Image prompt: Must be English, describing hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Include specific scene from the joke: "solving a Sudoku puzzle in his sleep, numbers rearranging themselves to thank him". So maybe: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, solving a glowing Sudoku puzzle in his sleep while numbers float around him, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title max 60 chars: Something like: "Chuck Norris löst Sudoku im Schlaf – Witz". That's maybe 38 chars. Meta description max 160 chars: Something like: "Ein kurzer, witziger Chuck Norris Witz über einen Mann, der im Schlaf Sudoku löst und Zahlen danken. Humorvoll und einzigartig." That's about 130 chars. Now ensure JSON fields are correct. Fields: - joke_text: full joke text in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Should be a single string. - headline: short headline max 80 characters. - meme_caption: image caption max 80 characters. - image_prompt: English prompt as described. - meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. - meta_description: SEO Description max 160 chars. Make sure no extra fields. Now craft the joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann ein Sudoku-Rätsel im Schlaf lösen, und die Zahlen arrangieren sich von selbst, um ihm zu danken." That's German, starts with Chuck Norris. It's unique. Now headline: maybe "Chuck Norris löst Sudoku im Schlaf – Zahlen danken ihm". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris löst Sudoku im Schlaf – Zahlen danken ihm". That's 53 characters (including spaces). Under 80. Meme caption: "Wenn Zahlen danken, ist das Chuck Norris." Count: maybe 38 characters. Under 80. Image prompt: Must be English, include scene: "solving a glowing Sudoku puzzle in his sleep while numbers float around him". Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, solving a glowing Sudoku puzzle in his sleep while numbers float around him, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's one string. Meta title: