We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, unique Chuck Norris joke, start with "Chuck Norris". Must be classic, funny, ironic, typical genre. No repeats. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Must be unique. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Include specific scene from joke. No text, no captions. Provide meta title max 60 chars, meta description max 160 chars. Headline max 80 chars. Meme caption max 80 chars. We need to craft a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris". Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's classic but maybe too common. We need unique. Maybe something about "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole". But must be unique and not similar to existing jokes. Let's think of a fresh scenario: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to do push-ups, but the cat ended up teaching him how to purr." That might be too weird. Need classic style: Chuck Norris can do something impossible. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it." That's not typical. Let's think of something about "Chuck Norris can count to infinity twice." That's also common. We need something unique: maybe "Chuck Norris can make a computer reboot itself just by breathing on it." Or "Chuck Norris can make a Wi-Fi signal reach the moon." Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that not only breaks the sound barrier but also rewrites the laws of physics, causing the universe to restart." That's long but okay. But must be unique and not similar to existing jokes. Let's produce a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by staring at it, and then the melted water forms a perfect circle that predicts the next prime number." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by staring at it, and the melted water forms a perfect circle that predicts the next prime number." That's okay. Now we need to produce JSON fields. joke_text: the full joke text. headline: short headline max 80 chars. Something like "Der ultimative Chuck Norris Zahlen-Zauber". That's 33 chars. meme_caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Schneemann anschaut, wird das Universum neu berechnet". That's 71 chars. image_prompt: English prompt describing scene. Must include specific scene from joke: "snowman melting under Chuck Norris's stare, water forming a perfect circle that predicts the next prime number". Also include the description of the hero: hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Include dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. So image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. He is standing in front of a melting snowman, the melted water forming a perfect circle that predicts the next prime number, with an American flag background, dramatic cinematic lighting, photorealistic action movie poster, no text, no captions." Make sure it's English. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Schneemann schmelzen – Prime‑Zahlen-Zauber". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneemann schmelzen – Prime‑Zahlen-Zauber". That's 58? Let's count precisely: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8o9r10r11s12 (space13)l14ä15s16t17 (space18)S19c20h21n22e23e24m25a26n27n28 (space29)s30c31h32m33e34l35z36e37n38 (space39)–40 (space41)P42r43i44m45e46‑47Z48a49h50l51e52n53 (space?) Actually we need to count characters including spaces. Let's maybe make shorter: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneemann schmelzen – Prime Zahlen". That's maybe 44. Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneemann schmelzen – Prime Zahlen". Count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 (space6) N7 o8 o9 r10 r11 s12 (space13) l14 ä15 s16 t17 (space18) S19 c20 h21 n21? Wait we need systematic. Let's just craft a title under 60 characters. Maybe "Chuck Norris lässt Schneemann schmelzen – Prime‑Zahlen". That's about 44. Good. meta_description: max 160 chars. Something like "Ein kurzer, ironischer Chuck‑Norris‑Witz über einen Schneemann, der durch einen einzigen Blick schmilzt und die nächste Primzahl vorhersagt." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein kurzer, ironischer Chuck‑Norris‑Witz über einen Schneemann, der durch einen einzigen Blick schmilzt und die nächste Primzahl vorhersagt." That's maybe 138. Good. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code blocks. Just raw JSON. Check constraints: No repeats, unique. Should not be similar to existing jokes. The joke is about snowman melting and predicting prime numbers. That's unique. Make sure headline max 80 chars. Our headline "Der ultimative Chuck Norris Zahlen-Zauber" length? Count: D1 e2 r3 (space4) u5 l6 t7 i8 m9 a10 t11 i12 v13 e14 (space15) C16 h17 u18 c19 k20 (space21) N22 o23 o24 r25 r26 i27 s28 (space29) Z30 a31 h32 l33 e34 n35 –? Actually there is no dash? We wrote "Der