We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language, but image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must avoid profanity, political, etc. Must be creative. We need to produce a classic Chuck Norris joke in German, with headline max 80 chars, meme caption max 80 chars, image_prompt English describing scene, meta title max 60 chars, meta description max 160 chars. We must ensure no markdown code blocks, just raw JSON. We need to think of a unique Chuck Norris joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common but maybe not unique. Need something unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where the sky is made of cheese." That's too long. We need a concise joke text. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Stillstand bringen, weil er die Server mit seiner Aura überlastet." That's okay but maybe not classic enough. Better: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, und daraus entstand ein neuer Mond." That's unique. But must be funny and typical Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schneemann gebaut, der dann die globale Erwärmung umkehrte." That's okay. But need to be unique, not repeating known jokes. Let's craft something: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Niesen einen Tsunami erzeugen, der nur aus Marshmallows besteht." That's whimsical. But must be in German, start with "Chuck Norris". Let's produce: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Niesen einen Tsunami aus reinen Marshmallows erzeugen, der die gesamte Küste in süße Flut verwandelt." That's okay. Now headline max 80 chars: maybe "Der Marshmallow-Tsunami von Chuck Norris". Count characters: let's count: "Der Marshmallow-Tsunami von Chuck Norris" length: D(1) e2 r3 space4 M5 a6 r7 s8 h9 m10 a11 l12 l13 o14 w15 -16 T17 s18 u19 n20 a21 m22 i23 space24 v25 o26 n27 space28 C29 h30 u31 c32 k33 space34 N35 o36 r37 r38 i39 s40. That's 40 characters, okay. meme_caption max 80 chars: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris niest, wird die Küste zu einem Riegelzucker-Friedensangebot." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Wenn Chuck Norris niest, wird die Küste zu einem Riegelzucker-Friedensangebot." That's maybe ~70 characters, okay. image_prompt: English description of scene: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris standing on a massive wave made of fluffy white marshmallows crashing onto a beach, with tiny candy cane trees in the background. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Need to include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" in the prompt. So we need to embed that phrase? Actually they gave a template: "A hyper-realistic portrait ... [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, ...". So we should replace [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with the specific scene from the joke. So we need to include that placeholder replaced with description of the scene: "standing on a massive wave made of fluffy white marshmallows crashing onto a beach". So the prompt should contain that phrase. Thus image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. standing on a massive wave made of fluffy white marshmallows crashing onto a beach, with tiny candy cane trees in the background. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. meta_title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris lässt Marshmallow-Tsunami über die Küste rollen". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt Marshmallow-Tsunami über die Küste rollen". Count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 space13 l14 ä15 s16 t17 space18 M19 a20 r21 s22 h23 m24 a25 l26 l27 o28 w29 -30 T31 s32 u33 n34 a34? Actually need to count precisely. Let's just make shorter: "Chuck Norris' Marshmallow-Tsunami". That's 27 characters, okay. But need max 60, okay. meta_description max 160 chars: maybe "Ein absurd-witziger Chuck-Norris-Moment, bei dem ein einziger Niesen einen Marshmallow-Tsunami auslöst, der die Küste in süße Flut verwandelt." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein absurd-witziger Chuck-Norris-Moment, bei dem ein einziger Niesen einen Marshmallow-Tsunami auslöst, der die Küste in süße Flut verwandelt." That's maybe ~130 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correct. joke_text must be the full joke text. Should start with "Chuck Norris". Our joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Niesen einen Tsunami aus reinen Marshmallows erzeugen, der die gesamte Küste in süße Flut verwandelt." Check length? Not required. Now headline max 80 chars: "Der Marshmallow-Tsunami von Chuck Norris" (40 chars). Good. meme_caption max 80 chars: "Wenn Chuck Norris niest, wird die Küste zu einem Riegelzucker-Friedensangebot." Let's count characters: Let's count precisely: "Wenn Chuck Norris niest, wird die Küste zu einem Riegelzucker-Friedensangebot." Count: W1 e2