We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, classic style. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, image_prompt English description for image generation, with specifics. meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to ensure no markdown code blocks, just raw JSON. Provide fields exactly as given. We need to craft a joke: classic Chuck Norris style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." Or "Chuck Norris can make a round square." Let's think of a unique one: "Chuck Norris can win a game of chess with a single move, because the opponent never existed." Or "Chuck Norris can make a horse go faster by staring at it." Need something classic but unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm melt just by breathing on it." Or "Chuck Norris can turn a traffic light to green just by winking." Let's pick something that can be described in image: maybe "Chuck Norris can lift a car with one finger while it's parked on a hill." That could be visualized. But need to start with "Chuck Norris" in the joke_text. So joke_text must start with "Chuck Norris". Provide a full joke sentence. Example: "Chuck Norris can make a horse run faster by simply staring at it, and the horse will finish a marathon in under a minute." That's okay. But need to be unique, not repeating known jokes. Let's think of something like: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while juggling three flaming swords, and the cube will rearrange itself to thank him." That's too long. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a roundabout spin in the opposite direction just by walking through it." That could be visualized. But need to be classic and funny. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a traffic jam disappear by simply tapping his watch." That could be visualized. But we need image_prompt describing a specific scene from the joke. So we need to embed a specific scene: maybe "Chuck Norris lifts a car with one finger while it's parked on a hill". That can be described. Let's decide on a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a traffic jam disappear just by tapping his watch." That's short. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's think of a more classic: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's known. Avoid that. Let's create: "Chuck Norris can make a horse run faster by simply staring at it, and the horse will finish a marathon in under a minute." That might be okay. But we need to embed a specific scene for image_prompt: maybe "Chuck Norris is standing on a hill, holding a horse's reins, and the horse is sprinting at supersonic speed". That can be described. Let's craft final JSON. Fields: joke_text: Must start with "Chuck Norris". Provide full joke. headline: short, max 80 chars. meme_caption: short, max 80 chars. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation, describing hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to fill that placeholder with the specific scene from the joke. So we need to embed the scene description in the prompt. Eg: "Chuck Norris lifts a car with one finger while it's parked on a hill, the car levitating". So the prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris lifts a car with one finger while it's parked on a hill, the car levitating. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. meta_description: SEO Description max 160 chars. We must ensure each field respects length constraints. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris can make a traffic jam disappear just by tapping his watch." That's short, starts with Chuck Norris. headline: maybe "Der Witz, der Verkehr zum Schweigen bringt". That's 33 chars, okay. meme_caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris den Stau beendet, bleibt nur noch das Ticken der Uhr." That's maybe 66 chars, okay. image_prompt: as described. meta_title: "Chuck Norris beendet Stau mit einem Fingertipp – Lacher" That's 53 chars. meta_description: "Chuck Norris lässt den Stau einfach verschwinden, indem er nur seine Uhr tippt. Ein klassischer, witziger Knüller!" That's maybe 140 chars. Check lengths: headline max 80 chars: "Der Witz, der Verkehr zum Schweigen bringt" length? Count: D(1) e2 r3 ... let's approximate it's under 80. meme_caption max 80 chars: "Wenn Chuck Norris den Stau beendet, bleibt nur noch das Ticken der Uhr." Let's count roughly: that's about 66 characters, okay. Now ensure no repeats of existing jokes. This is unique. Now produce JSON with those fields. Make sure no markdown code block. Just raw JSON. Let's write: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris kann einen Stau einfach zum Verschwinden bringen, indem er nur auf seine Uhr tippt.", "headline": "Der Witz, der Verkehr zum Schweigen bringt", "meme_caption": "Wenn Chuck Norris den Stau beendet, bleibt nur noch das Ticken der Uhr.", "image_prompt": "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris lifts a car with one finger while it's parked on a hill, the car levitating. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions.", "meta_title": "Chuck Norris beendet Stau mit einem Fingertipp – Lacher",