We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption. image_prompt must be English prompt for image generation. Must not be markdown code block. Must follow constraints: no repeats, start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be creative, unique. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Must be unique. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. We need to craft a Chuck Norris joke in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Provide a headline (max 80 chars). Provide meme caption (max 80 chars). Provide image_prompt: English description of scene, hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specific scene from the joke. Must be photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. Provide meta_title and meta_description. We need to ensure uniqueness. Let's think of a unique Chuck Norris joke: maybe about his beard being so powerful it can shave itself, or about his beard being used as a Wi-Fi antenna, or about his beard being a separate entity that can solve math problems. Something like: "Chuck Norris' beard once solved a Rubik's Cube in 0.2 seconds, causing the cube to commit suicide." That might be too weird. Better: "Chuck Norris' beard once got a driver's license, and now it drives his car while he sleeps." Hmm. We need to ensure it's classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats. Something about his beard being so strong it can lift a house, or his beard can be used as a rope to pull a truck. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris' beard once single‑handedly signed up for a marathon and finished it before the starting gun was fired." That's okay. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So maybe: "Chuck Norris' beard once entered a spelling bee and spelled 'impossible' backwards." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness and not similar to existing jokes. Let's think of something about his beard being a separate entity that can talk. "Chuck Norris' beard once gave a TED talk on 'How to grow a beard that can power a city'." That could be unique. But we need to keep it short and funny. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris' beard once tried to file taxes, but the IRS gave up and sent him a thank‑you note." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's unique. Let's pick something about his beard being a superhero: "Chuck Norris' beard once rescued a kitten from a tree by simply breathing on it, causing the tree to bow." That might be too long. Better: "Chuck Norris' beard once signed up for a yoga class and achieved the 'invisible lotus' pose, making all other yogis quit." Hmm. Maybe something about his beard being a secret agent: "Chuck Norris' beard once infiltrated a secret society of hair conditioners and stole the formula for eternal shine." That's okay. But we need to keep it concise and funny. Let's decide on a joke: "Chuck Norris' beard once entered a karaoke contest and sang the national anthem so loudly that the microphone filed a restraining order." That's funny. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris' beard once entered a karaoke contest and sang the national anthem so loudly that the microphone filed a restraining order." That works. Now we need to produce JSON fields: - joke_text: the full joke text in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Should be the joke itself, maybe the whole sentence. - headline: short headline max 80 chars. - meme_caption: short caption max 80 chars. - image_prompt: English prompt describing scene, hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Include specific scene from the joke. Must be photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. - meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. - meta_description: SEO Description max 160 chars. We need to ensure each field respects length constraints. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris' Bart einmal trat in einen Karaoke‑Wettbewerb an und sang die Nationalhymne so laut, dass das Mikrofon eine Unterlassungsklage einreichte." But we need to keep it German, but we can include English words? Probably okay. Keep it German. But we need to ensure it's unique and not similar to existing jokes. This is okay. Now headline: maybe "Der Bart, der das Mikrofon zum Schweigen brachte". That's 38 characters? Let's count: "Der Bart, der das Mikrofon zum Schweigen brachte" length: D(1) e2 r3 space4 B5 a6 r7 t8 ,9 space10 d11 e12 space13 d14 a15 s16 space17 M18 i19 k20 r21 o22 p23 h24 o25 n26 space27 z28 u29 m30 space31 S32 c33 h34 e35 i36 g37 e38 n39 space40 b41 r42 i43 n44 g45 e46 t47. That's 47 characters, okay under 80. Meme caption: maybe "Wenn der Bart lauter ist als das Mikrofon". Count: "Wenn der Bart lauter ist als das Mikrofon" length: let's count: W1 e2 n3 space4 d5 e6 r7 space8 B9 a10 r11 t12 space13 l13? Actually let's just approximate it's under 80. It's okay. Image prompt: Must be English, describing scene: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, holding a microphone that is shaking, with an American flag background, dramatic cinematic lighting, photorealistic action movie poster, no text, no captions." But we need to include specific scene from the joke: the beard entering a karaoke contest and singing the national anthem so loudly that the microphone files a restraining order. So we can describe: "Chuck Norris' beard standing on stage with a microphone, the microphone trembling, American flag behind, dramatic lighting." Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic action movie poster featuring Chuck Norris' beard as a