We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, ironic, classic. Must not be offensive, political, etc. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Provide a unique scenario. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" is common, avoid that. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole" etc. Must be unique. We need to include "Chuck Norris" at start or mention him. The joke_text should be the full joke text, presumably a sentence or short paragraph. Headline: short, max 80 characters. meme_caption: max 80 characters. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation, describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? Actually the instruction says: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to embed a specific scene from the joke into the prompt. Must be English. Must not include text or captions. Meta title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Meta description: SEO Description max 160 chars. All fields must be filled. Make sure JSON format, no markdown code fences. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that turns a snowflake into a volcano, and the volcano erupts with pizza." That's maybe too weird. Let's think of something classic but unique: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent, and the inhabitants speak only in rhymes." That might be okay. But must be unique, not similar to existing jokes. Avoid "can divide by zero". Avoid "can slam a revolving door". Avoid "can kill two birds with one stone" etc. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that freezes time for everyone except the squirrels, who then start a synchronized dance." That's unique. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So joke_text could be: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt einen Vulkan zum Erstarren bringen und gleichzeitig ein Eisberg zum Schmelzen bringen, während die Vögel im Takt der Sonne tanzen." That's German, but maybe too long. Better: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt einen Vulkan zum Schweigen bringen und gleichzeitig ein Eisberg zum Tanzen bringen, während die Vögel im Takt der Sonne ein Konzert geben." Hmm. Let's craft a clear joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt einen Vulkan zum Erstarren bringen und gleichzeitig ein Eisberg zum Schmelzen bringen, während die Vögel im Takt der Sonne ein Konzert geben." That's okay but maybe too long. We need to ensure uniqueness. Let's think of a scenario: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that turns a boring meeting into a fireworks show, and the boss applauds." That's maybe too generic. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that turns a traffic jam into a parade of unicorns, and the commuters start singing opera." That's unique. But must be in German. Let's produce a German sentence: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt einen Stau in eine Parade aus Einhörnern verwandeln, während die Autofahrer plötzlich Opern arien singen." That's unique. Make sure it starts with "Chuck Norris". So "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt einen Stau in eine Parade aus Einhörnern verwandeln, während die Autofahrer plötzlich Opern arien singen." Now headline: maybe "Chuck Norris verwandelt Stau in Einhorn-Parade". Must be max 80 chars. meme_caption: maybe "Wenn der Verkehr tanzt". Must be max 80 chars. image_prompt: need to embed specific scene from the joke: "a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to replace [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with something like "Chuck Norris delivers a roundhouse kick that transforms a traffic jam into a unicorn parade". But the prompt must be English. So we can write: "Chuck Norris delivers a roundhouse kick that transforms a traffic jam into a unicorn parade". Then embed that into the prompt. Thus image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris delivers a roundhouse kick that transforms a traffic jam into a unicorn parade. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris verwandelt Stau in Einhorn-Parade". That's 44 chars maybe. Meta description: SEO Description max 160 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris verwandelt einen Stau in eine Einhorn-Parade und lässt Autofahrer Opern singen – ein klassischer, witziger Witz." Count characters: let's count roughly: "Chuck Norris verwandelt einen Stau in eine Einhorn-Parade und lässt Autofahrer Opern singen – ein klassischer, witziger Witz." That's about 108 characters, okay. Now ensure no markdown code fences, just raw JSON. Check fields: - joke_text: German sentence starting with "Chuck Norris". Must be unique. Let's craft final joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt einen Stau in eine Parade aus Einhörnern verwandeln, während die Autofahrer plötzlich Opern arien singen." That's okay. - headline: "Chuck Norris verwandelt Stau in Einhorn-Parade". That's 38 chars. - meme_caption: "Wenn der Verkehr tanzt". That's 16 chars. - image_prompt: as above. - meta_title: "Chuck Norris verwand