We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, etc. But image_prompt must be English. Must avoid repetition, be unique. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be classic Chuck Norris style. Must be funny, unique, no clichés, no repeats. Must not be offensive. Must be within length constraints: headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. Provide JSON without markdown code block. We need to craft a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris". Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's classic but maybe too common. Need unique twist. Maybe something like: "Chuck Norris once tried to play a game of hide and seek with the GPS. The GPS surrendered and gave him the coordinates to the hidden treasure of the universe." That's a bit long but okay. But must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Let's craft a fresh one. Potential joke: "Chuck Norris once challenged a calendar to a duel. The calendar tried to hide behind the month of February, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked it into next year." But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a snowflake to do push-ups. The snowflake melted from the effort." But need to be unique. Let's think of something more original: "Chuck Norris once tried to brew a cup of coffee using only the heat from his stare. The coffee boiled before the kettle even got warm." But maybe better: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cactus to do yoga. The cactus immediately achieved enlightenment and started blooming in perfect lotus pose." We need to ensure it's unique and not a known joke. Let's craft a witty scenario: "Chuck Norris once tried to win a staring contest with a black hole. The black hole blinked first and offered him a job as its personal trainer." That's unique. Let's make it more classic: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a computer to count to infinity. The computer immediately crashed, because even it couldn't handle his stare." But maybe better: "Chuck Norris once tried to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while riding a unicycle. The cube surrendered and arranged itself into a perfect picture of his own face." Ok, we need to ensure it's unique. Let's pick something like: "Chuck Norris once tried to audition for the role of 'The Invisible Man' in a Hollywood blockbuster. The director was so terrified of his presence that the set spontaneously turned invisible." But maybe too abstract. We need to keep it concise but still a joke. Let's craft a short punchline: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a snowman to do push-ups. The snowman melted from the effort." But that's similar to known jokes about snowmen. Might be okay but maybe not unique enough. Let's think of something more original: "Chuck Norris once tried to win a game of chess against a quantum computer. The computer immediately declared checkmate and offered him a job as its new queen." But maybe too technical. We need to ensure it's unique and not a known joke. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris once tried to order a pizza with a single glance at the menu. The pizza arrived already baked, because the chef feared his stare." That's okay. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So the joke_text must start with "Chuck Norris". It can be a full sentence. Let's propose: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cactus to do yoga. The cactus immediately achieved enlightenment and started blooming in perfect lotus pose." That's unique. Let's check length: It's okay. Now we need headline max 80 characters. Something like: "Chuck Norris und der yogaverrückte Kaktus". That's 30 characters maybe. Meme caption max 80 characters: Something like: "Wenn der Kaktus plötzlich Om sagt – Chuck Norris Style". That's maybe 55 characters. Image prompt: Must be English, describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then specific scene from the joke. So we need to embed the scene: "The cactus in lotus pose, blooming, with Chuck Norris standing next to it, arms crossed". Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. He stands beside a cactus in perfect lotus pose, blooming with vibrant flowers, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." But we need to keep it within the prompt description. It's okay. Meta title max 60 characters: Something like: "Chuck Norris vs. Yogakaktus – Lacher Witz". That's maybe 44 characters. Meta description max 160 characters: Something like: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz über einen yogaverrückten Kaktus – humorvoll, einzigartig und perfekt für Memes." That's maybe 130 characters. Now ensure JSON format exactly as required, no markdown code block. Provide fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Check constraints: No repeats, unique. Should be okay. Now produce JSON. Let's craft final values: joke_text: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cactus to do yoga. The cactus immediately achieved enlightenment and started blooming in perfect lotus pose." But we need German language. So translate: "Chuck Norris versuchte einmal, einem Kaktus Yoga beizubringen. Der Kaktus erreichte sofort Erleuchtung und blühte in perfekter Lotuspose." But must start with "Chuck Norris". So "Chuck Norris versuchte einmal, einem Kaktus Yoga beizubringen. Der Kaktus erreichte sofort Erleuchtung und blühte in perfekter Lotuspose." That's German, starts with Chuck Norris. Good. headline: "Chuck Norris und der yogaverrückte Kaktus" (max 80 chars). That's fine. meme_caption: "Wenn ein Kaktus plötzlich Om sagt – Chuck Norris Style" (maybe 57 chars). Let's count: "Wenn ein Kaktus plötzlich Om sagt – Chuck Norris Style" length? Count characters: W(1) e2 n3 ... let's approximate it's under 80. image_prompt: English description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of