We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Provide a classic Chuck Norris joke, funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid repeats. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. Also headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars. We must ensure no markdown code blocks, just raw JSON. We need to craft a joke that hasn't been used before. Let's think of a unique scenario: Chuck Norris can divide by zero, or he can make a horse go faster by staring at it, etc. But must be unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it." Or "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard." Let's craft something: "Chuck Norris can make a Wi-Fi signal stronger by flexing his biceps." Or "Chuck Norris can turn a roundhouse kick into a roundabout." Better: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that not only breaks bones but also breaks the fourth wall, causing the audience to spontaneously applaud." But need to be unique. Let's think of something like: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by breathing on it." Or "Chuck Norris can make a computer virus afraid of him." Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a dead battery work again just by staring at it." That's classic but maybe not used. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that not only shatters concrete but also rewrites the laws of physics, causing gravity to take a coffee break." But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris can rewrite the laws of physics with a single roundhouse kick, causing gravity to take a coffee break." That's okay. Now JSON fields: joke_text: full joke text. Should be in German, start with "Chuck Norris". Provide the joke. headline: short headline max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt die Schwerkraft pausieren". That's 30 chars. meme_caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris kickt, macht selbst die Schwerkraft Pause". That's 53 chars. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation: Must describe hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Then [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. So we need to embed the specific scene: maybe "Chuck Norris delivers a roundhouse kick that freezes gravity". So the prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He is mid-roundhouse kick that freezes gravity, causing a ripple in the air, with a faint American flag background." Must be English, no text, no captions. Provide as a string. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt die Schwerkraft pausieren – Witz". That's 44 chars. meta_description: SEO Description max 160 chars. Something like "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, der zeigt, wie er die Schwerkraft mit einem einzigen Kicks suspendiert. Lachen garantiert!" That's about 130 chars. Make sure all fields are within limits. Check lengths: headline: "Chuck Norris lässt die Schwerkraft pausieren" length? Count characters: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)l14e15t16s17 (space18)d19i20e21 (space22)S23c24h25w26e27r28k29r30a31f32t33 (space34)p35a36u37s38e39n40i41e42r43e44n45. That's 45 characters, okay under 80. meme_caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris kickt, macht selbst die Schwerkraft Pause". Count: W1e2n3 (space4)C5h6h7u8c9k10 (space11)N12o13r14r15i15? Actually let's count precisely: "Wenn Chuck Norris kickt, macht selbst die Schwerkraft Pause". Let's count characters including spaces: "Wenn" (4) + space (1)=5 "Chuck" (5) =>10 space =>11 "Norris" (6)=>17 space =>18 "kickt," (6 inc comma) =>24 space =>25 "macht" (5)=>30 space =>31 "selbst" (6)=>37 space =>38 "die" (3)=>41 space =>42 "Schwerkraft" (11)=>53 space =>54 "Pause" (5)=>59 So 59 characters, okay under 80. image_prompt: Must be English, no text, no captions. Provide a string describing scene. Should be within reasonable length but no explicit limit given. Just ensure it's a valid prompt. meta_title: "Chuck Norris lässt die Schwerkraft pausieren – Witz" length? Count: "Chuck Norris lässt die Schwerkraft pausieren – Witz". Let's count: Chuck(5) space1=6 Norris(6)=12 space=13 lässt(5)=18 space=19 die(3)=22 space=23 Schwerkraft(11)=34 space=35 pausieren(9)=44 space=45 – (dash with spaces?) Actually there is space before dash? We have space then dash then space? The string includes " – " maybe. Let's count precisely: "Chuck Norris lässt die Schwerkraft pausieren – Witz". Characters: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 (space6) N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 (space13) l14 e15 t16 z17 (space18) d19 i20 e21 (space22) S23 c24 h25 w26 e27 r28 k29 r30 a31 f3