We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must obey constraints: joke starts with "Chuck Norris" or mentions him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering, etc. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Must be creative. We need to produce a single JSON object. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" is classic but maybe too common. Need unique twist. Something like "Chuck Norris can make a round square". Or "Chuck Norris can hear the silence". Let's think of a unique scenario. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving". That's typical but maybe not unique. Let's craft something like: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by looking at it". Or "Chuck Norris can make a computer think it's a toaster". Need to start with "Chuck Norris". Let's do: "Chuck Norris can program a calculator to count to infinity using only a single finger." That's unique. But must be in German. So: "Chuck Norris kann einen Taschenrechner dazu bringen, unendlich zu zählen, nur indem er einen einzigen Finger hebt." That is a joke. Now we need headline (max 80 chars). Something like "Der ultimative Rechen-Witz mit Chuck Norris". That's under 80. Meme caption max 80 chars: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris den Taschenrechner zum Singen bringt". Keep under 80. Image prompt: English prompt for image generation: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris holding a calculator that glows with infinite numbers, standing on a cliff with an American flag background, dramatic cinematic lighting, photorealistic action movie poster, no text, no captions." Must include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" in the prompt. So we need to embed that placeholder? Actually they wrote: "A hyper-realistic portrait ... [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to replace [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with the specific scene from the joke. So we need to include that phrase exactly? Probably we need to include the placeholder replaced with the scene description. So we can write: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris holding a calculator that displays endless numbers, standing on a cliff with an American flag background, dramatic cinematic lighting, photorealistic action movie poster, no text, no captions." But we need to include the placeholder? The instruction says: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to replace [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with the specific scene from the joke. So we can put something like "Chuck Norris holds a calculator that displays infinite numbers". So the prompt becomes: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris holds a calculator that displays infinite numbers. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Now meta_title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris rechnet unendlich – Witz". That's maybe 38 chars. Meta_description max 160 chars: "Ein kurzer, ironischer Chuck-Norris-Witz über einen Taschenrechner, der unendlich zählt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." That's under 160. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code block. Just raw JSON. Check constraints: joke_text must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Our joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Taschenrechner dazu bringen, unendlich zu zählen, nur indem er einen einzigen Finger hebt." That starts with "Chuck Norris". Good. Headline max 80 chars: "Der ultimative Rechen-Witz mit Chuck Norris". Count characters: Let's count: D(1) e2 r3 space4 u5 l6 t7 i8 m9 a10 t11 e12 space13 R14 e15 c16 h17 e18 n-? Actually "Rechen-Witz" includes hyphen. Let's count precisely: "Der ultimative Rechen-Witz mit Chuck Norris". Count: D1 e2 r3 space4 u5 l6 t7 i8 m9 a10 t11 e12 space13 R14 e15 c16 h17 e18 n19 -20 W21 i22 t23 z24 space25 m26 i27 t28 space29 C30 h31 u32 c33 k34 space35 N36 o37 r38 r39 i40 s41. That's 41 characters, well under 80. Meme caption max 80 chars: "Wenn Chuck Norris den Taschenrechner zum Singen bringt". Count: W1 i2 f3 space4 C5 h6 u7 c8 k9 space10 N11 o12 r13 r14 i15 s16 space17 d18 e19 n20 space21 T22 a23 s24 c25 h26 e27 n28 r29 e30 i31 c32 n33 e34 r35 space36 z37 u38 m39 space40 S41 o42 n43 g44 e45 n46 space47 b48 r49 i50 n51 g52 t53. That's 53 characters, okay. Image prompt: Must be English, include the scene. We'll craft as described. Meta title max 6