We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description? The meta_title and meta_description likely English? The instruction says "SEO Title (max 60 Zeichen)" and "SEO Description (max 160 Zeichen)". Probably German is okay but can be English. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, classic. Must avoid repeats. Provide a unique scenario. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common but maybe we can do something else. Must be unique. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's also common. Need something fresh. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." That's typical but maybe okay. Need unique twist. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can program a computer to write its own operating system using only a single keystroke." That's more techy. But must be typical Chuck Norris genre: exaggeration of superhuman abilities. Let's produce: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving and still land on his feet." That's maybe too long. We need a concise joke_text that starts with "Chuck Norris". Something like: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer zum Schmelzen bringen, ohne dass er auch nur einen Hauch von Wasser berührt." That's German but maybe not typical. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus dem Weltall zurück nach Earth schießen und dabei die Schwerkraft umkehren." Hmm. We need to ensure uniqueness, no repeats. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen einzigen Blick in die Vergangenheit werfen und dabei die Geschichte so ändern, dass er immer gewinnt." That's okay. But we need to keep it short enough for joke_text field. It can be a sentence. Let's propose: "Chuck Norris kann einen einzigen Fingerzeig benutzen, um das Wetter auf einer ganzen Kontinentalfläche zu ändern – und das ohne einen einzigen Tropfen Regen." That's maybe too long. We need to ensure it's unique. Let's think of a classic: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common but maybe acceptable? But they said avoid similar formulations or variants of existing jokes. So we should avoid that. Let's craft something about "Chuck Norris can make a horse jump over a cloud." That's also common. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kometen als Haustier zähmen und ihn zum Frühstück essen." That's unique. Let's produce a joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kometen als Haustier zähmen, ihn zum Frühstück essen und danach die Sonne zum Aufgehen bringen, nur um ihn wieder zu verabschieden." That's a bit long but okay. Now headline: short, max 80 characters. Something like "Der Kometen-Friseur". But must be short. Maybe "Kometen-Friseur: Chuck Norris frisiert das Wetter". Keep under 80 chars. Meme caption: max 80 chars, German. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris den Kometen zum Frühstück wählt". That's okay. Image prompt: English prompt for image generation. Must include scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. We need to embed the specific scene: "taming a comet as a pet and eating it for breakfast while making the sun rise". So maybe: "taming a comet as a pet and eating it for breakfast while causing the sun to rise". We'll incorporate that. So image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Taming a comet as a pet and eating it for breakfast while causing the sun to rise. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris Kometen-Friseur – Witz & Meme". Count characters: "Chuck Norris Kometen-Friseur – Witz & Meme" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, Kometen-Friseur(13)=26, space=27, –(1?) maybe dash counts, space=28, Witz(4)=32, space=33, &(1)=34, space=35, Meme(4)=39. So 39 characters, okay. Meta_description: max 160 characters. Something like "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz über den Kometen-Friseur – ein humorvoller Klassiker, perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" Count characters: let's count roughly: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz über den Kometen-Friseur – ein humorvoller Klassiker, perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" That's maybe ~130 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code blocks. Just raw JSON. Make sure fields are strings, proper escaping if needed. No extra fields. Let's craft final JSON: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris kann einen Kometen als Haustier zähmen, ihn zum Frühstück essen und danach die Sonne zum Aufgehen bringen, nur um ihn wieder zu verabschieden.", "headline": "Kometen-Friseur: Chuck Norris macht das Wetter zum Frühstück", "meme_caption": "Wenn Chuck Norris den Kometen zum Frühstück wählt", "image_prompt": "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Taming a comet as a pet and eating it for breakfast while causing the sun to rise. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions.", "meta_title": "Chuck Norris Kometen-Friseur – Witz & Meme", "meta_description": "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz über den Kometen-Friseur – ein humorvoller Klassiker, perf