We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language, but image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Provide a classic Chuck Norris style joke. Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid repeats, clichés. Must be unique. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to craft a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris" and is unique. Let's think of a scenario: Chuck Norris can divide by zero, or he can make a horse talk, or he can make the sun rise on command, etc. But must be unique and not a known joke. Let's craft something like: "Chuck Norris can program a computer to solve a Sudoku puzzle in a single second, but only if the puzzle is written in binary and the computer is powered by his beard." That might be too long. Need to keep it concise but still a joke. We need to output JSON only, no markdown code block. So just raw JSON. Fields: joke_text: The full joke text. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Could be: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank mit einem Blick zum Einfrieren bringen, selbst wenn er im Weltraum schwebt." But must be unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen mit einem einzigen Wimpernschlag in ein Schwert schneiden, das dann das Wetter für die nächsten 1000 Jahre bestimmt." That's unique. But need to be funny and typical Chuck Norris. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so kauen, dass er daraus einen neuen Kontinent formt, und dann den Namen 'Norrisland' darauf schreiben." That might be too absurd. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann bauen, der dann die globale Erwärmung umkehrt, indem er ihn mit einem einzigen Blick schmilzt." Hmm. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris kann einen Computer mit einem einzigen Blick zum Absturz bringen, selbst wenn er im Offline-Modus ist." That's similar to known jokes about dividing by zero. Might be too similar. We need something unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann einen Pfirsich so schnell schälen, dass die Schale ein eigenes Gesetz der Physik wird und die Erde um 0,001 Sekunden schneller rotiert." That's unique. But must be concise enough for joke_text. Let's keep it short: "Chuck Norris kann einen Pfirsich so schnell schälen, dass die Schale ein neues Gesetz der Physik wird, das die Erdrotation um 0,001 Sekunden beschleunigt." That's okay. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Der Pfirsich-Gesetz-Chuck-Norris-Witz". That's 33 chars. Meme caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Pfirsich schält, wird das Wetter neu definiert". That's 66 chars. Image prompt: English, describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then [Specific scene from the joke]. The scene: "Chuck Norris schält einen Pfirsich so schnell, dass die Schale ein leuchtendes Gesetz der Physik bildet, das über einer sich drehenden Erde schwebt." Must include that. Also add "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's within the format: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to embed the specific scene. So maybe: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris peeling a peach so fast that the peel becomes a glowing law of physics hovering over a rotating Earth. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Meta title: max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris Pfirsich-Gesetz – Witz & Meme". That's 44 chars. Meta description: max 160 chars. Something like "Ein kurzer, origineller Chuck Norris Witz über das Pfirsich-Schälen, das die Physik verändert – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: let's count roughly: "Ein kurzer, origineller Chuck Norris Witz über das Pfirsich-Schälen, das die Physik verändert – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." That's about 106 chars, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correctly quoted, no extra text. Provide JSON only. Check constraints: Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Our joke is unique. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Our joke_text starts with "Chuck Norris kann..." Actually we wrote "Chuck Norris kann einen Pfirsich so schnell schälen, dass die Schale ein neues Gesetz der Physik wird, das die Erdrotation um 0,001 Sekunden beschleunigt." That starts with "Chuck Norris kann". Good. Now produce JSON. Make sure headline max 80 chars. Let's count: "Der Pfirsich-Gesetz-Chuck-Norris-Witz" length: characters: D(1) e2 r3 space4 P5 f6 i7 r8 s9 i10 c11 h12 - (13) G14 e15 s16 e17 t18 z19 - (20) C21 h22 u23 c24 k25 space26 N27 o28 r29 r30 i31 s32 space33 W34 i35 t36 z37. That's 37 chars, okay. Meme caption max 80 chars: "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Pfirsich schält, wird das Wetter neu definiert". Count: Let's count roughly: "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Pfirsich schält, wird das Wetter neu definiert". That's about 66 chars, okay. Image prompt must be English, we have that. Meta title max 60 chars: "Chuck Norris