We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language. Joke must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, image_prompt English description of scene, meta title max 60 chars, meta description max 160 chars. No markdown code blocks. Just raw JSON. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" etc. But must be unique. Let's think of a new twist: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent". Or "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard". Must be unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving, and the cube becomes a real Rubik's Cube-shaped planet." Something like that. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris can turn a single sneeze into a hurricane that rewrites the laws of physics." That's classic. But must be unique. Let's propose: "Chuck Norris can write a bestselling novel using only the blood from his opponents as ink, and the book becomes a real weapon that defeats the author's enemies." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can program a computer to think it's a human, and then make it apologize for being a computer." Might be too abstract. Let's pick something more concrete: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple game of chess into a real battle where the pieces fight each other, and he always wins by checkmating the universe." That's okay. But need to be unique and not similar to existing jokes. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a cup of coffee that gives him the ability to see the future, and then he uses it to decide the outcome of every coin toss in history." That's unique. But must be funny and typical Chuck Norris style: over-the-top, impossible feats. Let's decide: "Chuck Norris can turn a single roundhouse kick into a black hole that swallows all the Wi‑Fi signals in the universe, leaving only silence." That's unique. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris can turn a single roundhouse kick into a black hole that swallows all the Wi‑Fi signals in the universe, leaving only silence." That's okay. Now we need to fill fields: joke_text: the full joke text. Should be the joke itself, maybe a short sentence. Provide the joke as a string. headline: short headline max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris' Wi‑Fi Black Hole Kick". That's under 80. meme_caption: image caption max 80 chars. Something like "When Chuck Norris kicks Wi‑Fi into oblivion". Under 80. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation: A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. We need to embed the specific scene: "Chuck Norris delivering a roundhouse kick that creates a swirling black hole sucking Wi‑Fi signals". So image_prompt should include that. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris Wi‑Fi Black Hole Kick Joke". Count characters: "Chuck Norris Wi‑Fi Black Hole Kick Joke" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space (1) Norris(6) space (1) Wi‑Fi(5) space (1) Black(5) space (1) Hole(4) space (1) Kick(4) space (1) Joke(4) = total approx 5+1+6+1+5+1+5+1+4+1+4+1+4 = 44? Actually let's count precisely: "Chuck Norris Wi‑Fi Black Hole Kick Joke" characters: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 space13 W14 i15 ‑ (dash?) maybe hyphen counts as char, but okay. Let's just keep under 60. It's fine. meta_description: SEO Description max 160 chars. Something like "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen Roundhouse Kick, der ein Wi‑Fi-Black‑Hole erzeugt – humorvoll, einzigartig und perfekt für Memes." Count characters: let's approximate under 160. Now ensure JSON format, no extra text. Provide fields exactly as requested. Make sure no markdown code fences. Just raw JSON. Check constraints: Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description? The meta_title and meta_description can be English? The instruction says "Gib das Ergebnis im folgenden JSON-Format zurück (keine Markdown-Codeblöcke)". It didn't specify language for those fields, but likely they should be German as well? The meta_title and meta_description are SEO, could be English but maybe German is okay. Safer to keep them German? The example didn't specify language. The user wrote "Erwartetes JSON-Format" with fields in English names but values can be any language. Probably okay to keep them German. Let's keep meta_title German: "Chuck Norris Wi‑Fi Black Hole Kick". That's under 60 characters. meta_description German: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Roundhouse Kick ein Wi‑Fi-Black‑Hole erzeugt und alle Internetsignale verschluckt." That's under 160 characters. Now ensure headline max 80 chars: "Chuck Norris' Wi‑Fi Black Hole Kick" length? Count: Chuck(5) space6 Norris'(7?) Actually "Chuck Norris' Wi‑Fi Black Hole Kick" includes apostrophe and space. Let's count: "Chuck Norris' Wi‑Fi Black Hole Kick". That's about 30 characters, fine. meme_caption max 80 chars: "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Roundhouse Kick wirft, entsteht ein Wi‑Fi-Black‑Hole." That's about 70 characters. Now image_prompt: Must be English, describing scene. Provide full prompt. Let's craft image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, wearing a black sleeveless vest. He is mid-roundhouse kick that creates a swirling black hole sucking glowing Wi