We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption. image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be unique, no similar variants. We need to craft a joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common but maybe okay? But we need unique. Maybe something about his beard controlling gravity, or his beard being a separate entity. Let's think of a classic but unique twist: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a roundhouse kick to a boomerang. The boomerang now only returns when Chuck Norris says 'return'." That might be okay. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Could start with "Chuck Norris" directly. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris once challenged a calendar to a fight. The calendar surrendered and now has only 364 days." That's a known joke but maybe not too common. Might be okay but could be considered similar. Let's think of something else. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can hear the silence of a library from 10 miles away, and the library now charges him a late fee for every quiet second." That's unique. But must be short enough? Not specified length. Provide joke_text as full joke text. We need headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars. Image prompt: need to describe specific scene from the joke. Must be English, hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then [Specific scene from the joke]. Then "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to embed the specific scene. For example: "Chuck Norris is seen holding a calendar that reads '365 days' and crushing it with his fist." Something like that. Meta title max 60 chars, meta description max 160 chars. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris can hear the silence of a library from 10 miles away, and the library now charges him a late fee for every quiet second." Headline: maybe "Chuck Norris hört Stille und bekommt Bibliothekskosten". Must be <=80 chars. Meme caption: maybe "Stille ist teuer, wenn Chuck Norris lauscht". <=80. Image prompt: need to include specific scene: "Chuck Norris stands in a massive library, holding a giant feathered feather duster, listening to the quiet, while a clock ticks backwards." But we need to embed the scene: "Chuck Norris is listening to the silence of a library, causing the books to tremble". Let's craft: "Chuck Norris is standing in a massive library, his massive hand hovering over a stack of books that are frozen in mid‑page, the silence visibly rippling around him." Make sure to include the description of the hero: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest." Then the specific scene. So image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris standing in a massive library, his hand hovering over a stack of books that are frozen in mid‑page, the silence visibly rippling around him. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Now meta_title: maybe "Chuck Norris und die teure Stille – Witz". Must be <=60 chars. Count: "Chuck Norris und die teure Stille – Witz" length? Let's count characters: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)u14n15d16 (space17)d18i19e20 (space21)t22e23u24r25e26 (space27)S28t29i30l31l32e33 (space34)–35 (space36)W37i38t39z40. That's 40 characters, okay. Meta_description: up to 160 chars. Something like: "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck‑Norris‑Witz über die Kosten der Stille in einer Bibliothek – humorvoll, einzigartig und komplett frei von Klischees." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck‑Norris‑Witz über die Kosten der Stille in einer Bibliothek – humorvoll, einzigartig und komplett frei von Klischees." That's maybe ~150. Let's count precisely: We'll approximate but ensure <=160. Let's count: "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck‑Norris‑Witz über die Kosten der Stille in einer Bibliothek – humorvoll, einzigartig und komplett frei von Klischees." Count characters including spaces: E1 i2 n3 (space4)k5u6n7z8e9r10,11 (space12)k13l14a15s16s17i18s19c20h21e22r23 (space24)C25h26u27c28k29‑30N31o32r33r34i35s36‑37W38i39t40z41 (space42)ü43b44e45r46 (space47)d48i49e50 (space51)K52o53s54t55e56n57 (space58)d59e60r61 (space62)S63t64i65l66l67e68 (space69)i70n71e72n73 (space74)B75i76b77l78i79o80t81e82k83e84n85 –86 (space87)h88u89m90o91r92v