We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, classic style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering, etc. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to ensure JSON format, no markdown code block. Just raw JSON. We need to craft a joke: something like "Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice." But need unique. Maybe something about his beard, his ability to divide by zero, etc. Must be in German. Example joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann jede Division durch Null durchführen – selbst wenn das Ergebnis Unendlich ist, bleibt er ruhig und bestellt einen Kaffee." But must start with Chuck Norris or mention him. Could start with "Chuck Norris..." The joke_text should be a full sentence or short paragraph. Headline: short, up to 80 chars. Something like "Der ultimative Chuck Norris Zahlen-Trick". That's within 80. Meme caption: up to 80 chars, maybe "Wenn du glaubst, du könntest 0/0 rechnen..." but must be <=80 chars. Image prompt: English description of scene, include specific scene from joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Include specifics like "Chuck Norris stands on a mountaintop holding a calculator that reads 0/0, with an American flag behind him". Must be within prompt. Meta title: up to 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris und die unmögliche Division". That's 33 chars. Meta description: up to 160 chars. Something like "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz über Division durch Null – ein Klassiker, der dich zum Lachen bringt!" That's about 124 chars. Make sure each field respects length limits. Check lengths: - headline max 80 characters. Let's count: "Der ultimative Chuck Norris Zahlen-Trick". Count characters including spaces: D(1) e2 r3 space4 u5 l6 t7 i8 m9 a10 t11 i12 v13 e14 space15 C16 h17 u18 c19 k20 space21 N22 o23 r24 r25 i26 s27 space28 Z29 a30 h31 l32 e33 n34 Z35 -? Actually "Zahlen-Trick" includes hyphen. Let's count precisely: "Der ultimative Chuck Norris Zahlen-Trick" Characters: Der(3) + space(1)=4 ultimative(10) => total 14 space=15 Chuck(5)=>20 space=21 Norris(6)=>27 space=28 Zahlen-Trick(10 inc hyphen?) "Zahlen" 6, hyphen 1, "Trick" 5 => total 12? Actually "Zahlen-Trick" length 10? Let's count: Z1 a2 h3 l4 e5 n6 -7 T8 r9 i10 c11 k12. So 12 characters. So from 28 add 12 = 40. So total 40 characters. Under 80, fine. - meme_caption max 80 chars. Let's craft: "Wenn du 0/0 rechnest, ruft Chuck Norris: 'Das ist mein Lieblingskaffee!'" Count characters: Let's count: "Wenn du 0/0 rechnest, ruft Chuck Norris: 'Das ist mein Lieblingskaffee!'" Let's count: Wenn(4) space1=5 du(2)=7 space=8 0/0(3)=11 space=12 rechnest,(9 inc comma?) "rechnest," length 9? r1 e2 c3 h4 n5 e6 s7 t8 ,9 => so add 9 => 21 space=22 ruft(4)=26 space=27 Chuck(5)=32 space=33 Norris:(7 inc colon?) "Norris:" length 7? N1 o2 r3 r4 i5 s6 :7 => add 7 => 40 space=41 ' (1) =42 Das(3)=45 space=46 ist(3)=49 space=50 mein(4)=54 space=55 Liebingskaffee!(13 inc exclamation?) "Liebingskaffee!" length 13? L1 i2 e3 b4 i5 n6 g7 s8 k9 a10 f11 f12 e13 e14 e? Actually let's count precisely: "Liebingskaffee!" characters: L1 i2 e3 b4 i5 n6 g7 s8 k9 a10 f11 f12 e13 e14 !15. So 15 characters. So add 15 => 65 space? Actually there is no space before exclamation? The string ends with "!" after "kaffee!". So we have 65 characters total? Let's recount more systematically: The whole string length maybe around 70-80. Should be okay under 80. Let's keep it shorter: "0/0? Chuck Norris bestellt einen Kaffee und sagt: 'Das ist mein Lieblingskaffee!'" Count maybe ~70. Let's craft a concise caption: "0/0? Chuck Norris bestellt Kaffee und sagt: 'Das ist mein Lieblingskaffee!'" Let's count: 0/0? (4) + space=5 Chuck(5)=10 space=11 Norris(6)=17 space=18 bestellt(8)=26 space=27 Kaffee(6)=33 space=34 und(3)=37 space=38 sagt:(4 inc colon?) "sagt:" length 5? s1 a2 g3 t4 :5 => add 5 => 43 space=44 'Das(4 inc opening quote?) Actually we have opening single quote? We'll just use double quotes maybe easier. Let's avoid quotes. Use: sag: "Das ist mein Lieblingskaffee!" but that includes quotes. Let's just write without quotes: sag: Das ist mein Lieblingskaffee