We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must follow constraints: start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering, etc. Must be unique, not similar to existing jokes. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. Headline <=80 chars, meme_caption <=80 chars. We need to craft a joke. Let's think of a classic Chuck Norris joke: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's overused. Need unique. Maybe something about his beard, or his ability to make the sun rise. Something like: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's also common. Need something fresh. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." That's also common. Need unique twist. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard." That's maybe unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Could be: "Chuck Norris can make a coffee so strong that it powers the entire internet for a week." That's maybe okay. But need to be unique and not similar to existing jokes. Let's think of something about his ability to control gravity, or his ability to make the moon disappear. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple tap on his watch into a time-traveling paradox that rewrites history." That's a bit long. We need to keep it concise but still a joke. Let's propose: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear just by blinking." That's maybe unique. But we need to ensure it's not a known joke. I think it's okay. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube with a single glance, and the cube then solves the world's problems." That's maybe too long. Better: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube with a single glance, and the cube then solves the world's problems." That's okay. But we need to keep it short enough for a joke text. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube with a single glance, and the cube then solves the world's problems." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. I think it's okay. Now we need to produce JSON fields. joke_text: the full joke text. Should start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick einen Rubik's Cube lösen, und das Puzzle löst dann die Weltprobleme." That's German. But we need to keep it as a joke, maybe add a punchline: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick einen Rubik's Cube lösen, und das Puzzle löst dann die Weltprobleme." That's okay. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Der unbeatable Rubik's Cube Trick von Chuck Norris". That's within 80. Meme caption: max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris den Cube dreht, löst sich die Welt." That's okay. Image prompt: English description of scene. Must include specifics: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to embed the specific scene: maybe "He is holding a solved Rubik's Cube that glows with energy, with the world map behind him." So we can write: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He holds a glowing solved Rubik's Cube that emits light, with a world map background. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris löst den Rubik's Cube – Ein Klassiker". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris löst den Rubik's Cube – Ein Klassiker". That's 48? Let's count: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)l14ö15s16t17 (space18)d19e20n21 (space22)R23u24b25i26k27'28s29 (space30)C31u32b33e34 (space35)–36 (space37)E38i39n40 (space41)K42l43a44s45s46i47k48e49r50. So 50 characters, okay. Meta description: max 160 chars. Something like "Ein kurzer, witziger Chuck-Norris-Witz über seinen legendären Rubik's-Cube-Trick, der die Welt löst." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein kurzer, witziger Chuck-Norris-Witz über seinen legendären Rubik's-Cube-Trick, der die Welt löst." That's maybe ~100. Should be okay. Now ensure no markdown code blocks. Just plain JSON. Make sure JSON fields are quoted properly, no extra commas. Let's craft final JSON: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick einen Rubik's Cube lösen, und das Puzzle löst dann die Weltprobleme.", "headline": "Der unbeatable Rubik's Cube Trick von Chuck Norris", "meme_caption": "Wenn Chuck Norris den Cube dreht, löst sich die Welt.", "image_prompt": "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He holds a glowing solved Rubik's Cube that emits light, with a world map background. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions.", "meta_title": "Chuck Norris löst den Rubik's Cube – Ein Klassiker", "meta_description": "Ein kurzer, witziger Chuck-N