We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...
We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description? The meta_title and meta_description likely also German? It says SEO Title, Description, but not language requirement. Probably can be English? But likely German as well. Must be unique, no repeats. Provide a classic Chuck Norris joke in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Must be witty, ironic, typical genre. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specific scene from the joke. Must not contain text or captions in image prompt. Must be within length constraints: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to craft a joke: Something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a round square." Or "Chuck Norris can hear sign language with his eyebrows." That's also known. Need something unique but typical style: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." Or "Chuck Norris can make a horse jump over a fence without moving." Let's think of a unique scenario: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm in a sauna." That could be funny. We need to start with "Chuck Norris". The joke_text should be a full joke sentence(s). Should be in German. Must be unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer aus reinem Eis erschaffen, ohne dass die Sonne schmilzt." That's maybe not typical. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus einem Nickel herstellen, indem er nur mit den Augen darauf schaut." That's weird. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen mit einem einzigen Blick zum Schweigen bringen." Hmm. We need something that fits typical Chuck Norris exaggeration: He can do impossible things. Let's pick: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaktus zum Tanzen bringen, indem er nur mit dem Zeigefinger auf die Stacheln tippt." That's unique. But need to be funny and typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus einem Nickel herstellen, indem er nur mit den Augen darauf schaut." That's weird but okay. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Tornado mit einem einzigen Finger umdrehen, ohne dass das Wetter etwas merkt." That's good. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Tornado mit einem einzigen Finger umdrehen, ohne dass das Wetter etwas merkt, und danach einen Kaffee ohne Tasse trinken." That's maybe too long. We need to keep it concise but still a joke. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Tornado mit einem einzigen Finger umdrehen, ohne dass das Wetter etwas merkt, und danach einen Kaffee ohne Tasse trinken." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's known. We need something else. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus einem Nickel herstellen, indem er nur mit den Augen darauf schaut." That's unique. Let's decide: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus einem Nickel herstellen, indem er nur mit den Augen darauf schaut." That's a single sentence, starts with Chuck Norris, in German, unique. Now we need headline (max 80 chars). Something like "Chuck Norris erschafft Kaugummi aus Nickel mit bloßem Blick". That's under 80 chars. Meme caption (max 80 chars) maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, schmilzt das Metall." That's under 80. Image prompt: Must be English, describing hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. We need to embed specific scene: "Chuck Norris creates a gum from a nickel with just his gaze". So maybe "Chuck Norris turning a nickel into chewing gum with a stare, close-up of his intense eyes focusing on the coin, background of a dramatic American flag". Must be in English. Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, intensely staring at a nickel turning it into chewing gum with his gaze, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background, photorealistic action movie poster, no text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris: Kaugummi aus Nickel – Witz". That's 44 chars? Let's count: "Chuck Norris: Kaugummi aus Nickel – Witz" length: count characters: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 o9 r10 r11 i12 s13 :14 space15 K16 a17 u18 g19 u20 m21 m22 i23 space24 a25 u26 s27 space28 N29 i30 c31 k32 e33 l34 space35 –36 space37 W38 i39 t40 z41. That's 41 characters, okay. Meta description max 160 chars: maybe "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über das Wunder, einen Kaugummi aus einem Nickel zu zaubern – humorvoll und einzigartig." Count characters: let's approximate under 160. It's about 124 characters. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code fences. Just raw JSON. Fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Make sure no extra fields. Now produce JSON. Check constraints: headline max 80 chars, we have "Chuck Norris erschafft Kaugummi aus Nickel mit bloßem Blick". Count: let's count characters: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 o9 r10 r11 i12 s13 space14 e15 r16 s17 c18 h28 a29 f30 t31 space32 K33 a34 u35 g36 u37 m38 m39 i40 space41 a42 u43 s4