We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language, but image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must avoid clichés, no profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Must be creative. We need to produce a classic Chuck Norris joke in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Provide headline up to 80 chars, meme caption up to 80 chars, image_prompt English describing scene, meta title up to 60 chars, meta description up to 160 chars. We must ensure no markdown code blocks, just raw JSON. Let's craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's classic but maybe overused. Need unique. Something like "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension of time." Or "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it." Let's think of a unique scenario. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard." Or "Chuck Norris can make a coffee cup levitate and brew itself." Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that solves a Rubik's Cube in midair." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris kann einen Rundtritt so stark ausführen, dass er die Zeit um 5 Sekunden vorwärts spultet, ohne dass ein Uhrwerk dabei berührt wird." That's German. But need to be funny and typical. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus dem Weltraum zurück auf die Erde bringen, nur indem er ihn anschaut." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneesturm mit einem einzigen Blick zum Schmelzen bringen." That's okay. But need to be unique and not repeating typical jokes. Let's produce something like: "Chuck Norris kann einen Keks in die Vergangenheit werfen und ihn dort essen, bevor er ihn gebacken hat." That's weird. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Hammer so schwingen, dass er einen Nagel in ein anderes Dimension schlägt, ohne das Holz zu berühren." That's okay. Let's pick a clear scenario: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so stark kauen, dass er daraus einen neuen Mond erschafft." That's fun. But need to be in German and start with "Chuck Norris". Let's write: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so kräftig kauen, dass daraus ein neuer Mond entsteht, der dann die Gezeiten umkehrt." That's a bit long but okay. Now we need headline max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt die Schwerkraft tanzen". That's 33 chars. Meme caption max 80 chars: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, schmilzt das Eis." That's 38 chars. Image prompt: English description of specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Then specific scene from the joke. So we need to embed the scene: maybe "Chuck Norris chews a bubblegum that transforms into a glowing moon, with the moon forming behind him". Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, standing on a lunar surface, holding a bubblegum that glows and expands into a new moon, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris lässt den Mond aus Kaugummi entstehen". That's 44 chars. Meta description max 160 chars: maybe "Ein humorvoller Chuck-Norris-Witz, bei dem sein legendärer Kaugummi-Kraft einen neuen Mond erschafft – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: let's count roughly: "Ein humorvoller Chuck-Norris-Witz, bei dem sein legendärer Kaugummi-Kraft einen neuen Mond erschafft – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." That's about 115 chars, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correctly quoted, no extra fields. Check constraints: No markdown code blocks. Provide raw JSON. Make sure headline <=80 characters. Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt die Schwerkraft tanzen" length: count characters including spaces: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)l14e15t16s17 (space18)d19i20e21 (space22)S23c24h25w26e27r28k29a30f31t32 (space33)t34a35n36z37e38n39. That's 39 characters, okay. Meme caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, schmilzt das Eis." Count: W1e2n3 (space4)C5h6h7u8c9k10 (space11)N12o13r14r15i16s17 (space18)l19ä20c21h22t23e24l25t26, (space27)s28c29h30m31i32l33t34s35 (space36)d37a38s39 (space40)e41i42s43. That's 43 characters, okay. Image prompt: Must be English, include scene. Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, standing on a lunar surface, holding a bubblegum that glows and expands into a new moon, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Check length? Not required but okay. Meta title: "Chuck Norris lässt den Mond aus Kaugummi entstehen" length: count: C1h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)l14e15t16s17 (space18)d1