We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, classic style. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. Ensure no markdown formatting. Just plain JSON. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" but that's common. Need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to do push-ups, but the cat ended up teaching him yoga." Something like that. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Let's craft: Joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann so präzise sein, dass er einen einzelnen Sandkorn in der Sahara mit einem einzigen Blick lokalisieren und es in ein perfektes Kunstwerk verwandeln kann, während er gleichzeitig die Uhrzeit in allen Zeitzonen gleichzeitig errät." But need to be funny and typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, und daraus entstand ein ganzes Ökosystem aus Mini-Chuck-Norris-Figuren, die nun das Universum regieren." Better: "Chuck Norris hat einen Regenschirm erfunden, aber er benutzt ihn nur, um die Sonne davon abzuhalten, ihn zu berühren." We need to ensure uniqueness and not repeat existing jokes. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's common. Need something unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, einen Kaktus zu binden, aber der Kaktus hat ihn stattdessen gebunden und jetzt tragen beide einen Tuxedo." Better: "Chuck Norris hat einen Kaugummi geklaut, und als er ihn ausspuckte, wurde daraus das Internet." But that's similar to some jokes. Let's craft something: "Chuck Norris hat einen Kuchen gebacken, der so gut schmeckt, dass er die Zeit zum Anhalten bringt – und dann isst er ihn rückwärts, um das Universum neu zu ordnen." Maybe too long. We need to keep joke_text as a single string, can be longer. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris und der Kaktus im Tuxedo". That's within 80. Meme caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn der Kaktus den Boss hat". Keep under 80. Image prompt: English description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to fill [Specific scene from the joke] with the scene: maybe "standing next to a cactus wearing a tuxedo, holding a cake that freezes time". So: "standing next to a cactus wearing a tuxedo, holding a cake that freezes time". Insert that. Meta title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris vs. Kaktus im Tuxedo – Lustiger Witz". Count characters: "Chuck Norris vs. Kaktus im Tuxedo – Lustiger Witz" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space1 Norris(6) space2 vs.(3) space3 Kaktus(6) space4 im(2) space5 Tuxedo(6) space6 – (1) space7 Lustiger(8) space8 Witz(4) = total approx 5+1+6+1+3+1+6+1+2+1+6+1+1+8+1+4 = maybe 55? Let's approximate it's okay under 60. Meta description: max 160 chars. Something like "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen Kaktus im Tuxedo, der die Zeit stoppt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: let's approximate under 160. Now ensure JSON fields are properly quoted, no extra text. Provide JSON object only. Check constraints: Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Our joke_text must start with "Chuck Norris". Let's start with "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaktus in einen tuxedo-gekleideten Bodyguard verwandelt, der so stark ist, dass er die Zeit einfach anhält, wenn er einen Kuchen bäckt." That starts with Chuck Norris. Make sure it's unique. It's okay. Now craft final JSON. Fields: joke_text: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaktus in einen tuxedo-gekleideten Bodyguard verwandelt, der so stark ist, dass er die Zeit einfach anhält, wenn er einen Kuchen bäckt." headline: "Chuck Norris vs. Kaktus im Tuxedo – Lustiger Witz" meme_caption: "Wenn der Kaktus den Boss hat" image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Standing next to a cactus wearing a tuxedo, holding a cake that freezes time. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." meta_title: "Chuck Norris vs. Kaktus im Tuxedo – Lustiger Witz" meta_description: "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen Kaktus im Tuxedo, der die Zeit stoppt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Check lengths: headline length: "Chuck Norris vs. Kaktus im Tuxedo – Lustiger Witz" count characters: Let's count precisely: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 space13 v14 s15 .16 space17 K18 a19 k20 t21 u22 s23 space24 i25 m26 space27 T28 u29 x30 e31 d32 o33 space34 –35 space36 L37 u38 s39 t40 i41 g42 e43 r44 space45 W46 i47 t48 z49. That's 49 characters, under 80. meme_caption: "Wenn der Kaktus den Boss hat" length: count: W1 e2 n3 space4