We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description? The meta_title and meta_description likely also German but can be English? Probably German. Must be unique, start with "Chuck Norris". Provide a classic Chuck Norris joke in German, unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical. Must not include markdown code blocks. Just JSON. We need to craft a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris". Example: "Chuck Norris kann einen Bleistift aus dem Wasser ziehen, ohne ihn zu berühren." That's a known one; we need unique. Let's think of a new one: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer zum Schmelzen bringen, ohne dass die Sonne scheint." That's unique? Might be okay. But must be classic style: absurd, over-the-top. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank mit einem Blick zum Einfrieren bringen, selbst wenn er im Urlaub ist." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneeball aus einem Dampfstrahl im Vakuum formen, ohne dass er nass wird." Might be too technical. We need to ensure uniqueness. Let's craft something like: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus dem Weltall zurück nach Earth schießen, und er bleibt dabei unzerkaut." That's unique. But must be in German and start with "Chuck Norris". Let's produce a joke_text that is a full sentence, maybe multiple sentences? Probably a short joke. We need headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, image_prompt English describing specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide specific scene: e.g., "Chuck Norris is holding a frozen ketchup bottle that never melts, while standing on a desert with a frozen lake behind him." Something like that. Meta title max 60 characters, meta description max 160 characters. Provide SEO-friendly. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus dem Weltall zurück zur Erde schießen, und er bleibt dabei unzerkaut." Headline: "Chuck Norris und der unzerkaute Weltraum-Kaugummi" Meme caption: "Wenn selbst der Weltraum Kaugummi nicht kaut" Image prompt: English describing specific scene: "Chuck Norris in a sleek black tactical suit, holding a bright pink bubble‑gum that glows with a faint nebula swirl, standing on a cratered alien landscape with a distant Earth visible, dramatic cinematic lighting, hyper‑realistic, photorealistic action movie poster, American flag subtly reflected in his sunglasses." Need to keep within 80 characters for headline and meme_caption. Let's count. Headline: "Chuck Norris und der unzerkaute Weltraum-Kaugummi" length? Count characters: "Chuck Norris und der unzerkaute Weltraum-Kaugummi" = 44? Let's count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 o9 r10 r11 i12 s13 space14 u15 n16 d17 space18 d19 e20 r21 space22 d23 e24 r25 space26 u27 n28 z29 e30 r31 k32 a33 u34 t35 e36 space37 W38 e39 l40 t41 s42 p43 a44 c45 h46 -? Actually hyphen counts. Continue: K47 a48 u49 g50 u51 m52 m53 i54. So about 54 characters, within 80. Meme caption: "Wenn selbst der Weltraum Kaugummi nicht kaut" length? Count: "Wenn selbst der Weltraum Kaugummi nicht kaut" = let's count: W1 e2 n3 n4 space5 s6 e7 l8 b8? Actually let's just approximate it's under 80 characters. It's about 38 characters, fine. Image prompt: Must be English, describing specific scene from the joke. Provide hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to replace [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with a specific scene from the joke. So we need to embed something like "holding a glowing bubble‑gum that originates from a nebula, with a tiny Earth in the background". Let's craft: "holding a glowing pink bubble‑gum that seems to contain a miniature galaxy, while standing on a barren alien plain with a faint Earthrise." That fits. Full image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. holding a glowing pink bubble‑gum that seems to contain a miniature galaxy, while standing on a barren alien plain with a faint Earthrise. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title max 60 characters: maybe "Chuck Norris – Der unzerkaute Weltraum-Kaugummi". Count characters: "Chuck Norris – Der unzerkaute Weltraum-Kaugummi" length? Let's count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 o9 r10 r11 i12 s13 space14 – (dash) maybe counts as char, but we can keep under 60. Let's count roughly: "Chuck Norris – Der unzerkaute Weltraum-Kaugummi" = 44? Should be fine. Meta description max 160 characters: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen Kaugummi aus dem Weltall, der auf der Erde unzerkaut bleibt – absurd, ironisch und einzigartig." Count characters: let's approximate it's under 160. Now produce JSON with fields exactly as requested: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Make sure no markdown code block, just raw JSON. Check constraints: Must be German language