We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be a classic Chuck Norris joke, unique, start with "Chuck Norris". Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid repeats, no profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Must be unique. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, image_prompt English description with specifics, meta title max 60 chars, meta description max 160 chars. We need to craft a joke. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe something about his beard, or his ability to make the sun rise. Something like: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's also common. Need something unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone." That's maybe unique. Or "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear with a single stare." That might be unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So the joke_text should start with "Chuck Norris". Provide a full sentence. Example: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear with a single stare, leaving only a perfect beach behind." That is unique. Check uniqueness: Not a known joke. Should be okay. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Der unbezwingbare Roundhouse-König". That's 27 chars. Meme caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, schmilzt das Eis." That's 44 chars. Image prompt: English description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris is staring intensely at a snowstorm that instantly evaporates, leaving a sunny beach behind. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure to include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" in the prompt. So we need to embed that phrase? Actually they said: "A hyper-realistic portrait ... [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster..." So we need to replace that placeholder with the specific scene from the joke. So we need to include something like "Chuck Norris is staring intensely at a snowstorm that instantly evaporates, leaving a sunny beach behind." That is the specific scene. So we can embed that directly. Thus image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris is staring intensely at a snowstorm that instantly evaporates, leaving a sunny beach behind. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Now meta_title: max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Schneesturm verschwinden – Lacher". Count characters: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneesturm verschwinden – Lacher" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, lässt(5)=18, space=19, Schneesturm(10)=29, space=30, verschwinden(11)=41, space=42, –(1?) Actually dash with spaces maybe. Let's just make shorter: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneesturm verschwinden". That's 38 chars. Good. Meta_description: max 160 chars. Something like "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über seine Macht, einen Schneesturm mit einem Blick zu tilgen – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über seine Macht, einen Schneesturm mit einem Blick zu tilgen – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." That's about 124 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correct, no extra text. Provide JSON object only. Check constraints: No markdown code blocks. So just plain JSON. Make sure headline max 80 chars: "Der unbezwingbare Roundhouse-König" length? Let's count: Der(3) space=4, unbezwingbare(12)=16, space=17, Roundhouse-König(15?) Actually "Roundhouse-König" length 15 inc hyphen? Let's count: Roundhouse (9) + - (1) + König (6) = 16? Actually "Roundhouse-König" is 16 characters including hyphen? Let's count precisely: R1 o2 u3 n4 d5 h6 o7 u8 s9 e10 -11 K12 ö13 n14 i15 g16. So 16 characters. So total 3+1+12+1+16 = 33? Actually we had "Der unbezwingbare Roundhouse-König": "Der" 3, space 1 =4, "unbezwingbare" 12 =>16, space 1 =>17, "Roundhouse-König" 16 =>33. So 33 characters, well under 80. Meme caption max 80 chars: "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, schmilzt das Eis." Count: Wenn(4) space=5, Chuck(5)=10, space=11, Norris(6)=17, space=18, lächelt,(8 inc comma?) Actually "lächelt," 8 inc comma? Let's count: lächelt =7, comma =1 =>8, so total 18+8=26, space=27, das=3 =>30, space=31, Eis.=4 =>35. So 35 characters, fine. Now ensure image_prompt includes the specific scene. It does. Now meta_title max 60 chars: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneesturm verschwinden" length? Count: Chuck(5) space=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, lässt(5)=18, space=19, Schneesturm(10)=29, space=30, verschwinden(11)=41. So 41 characters, okay. Meta_description max 160 chars: Let's count roughly: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz