We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be a classic Chuck Norris joke, unique, start with "Chuck Norris". Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid repeats, no profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Must be unique. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. Provide image_prompt in English describing scene, hyper-realistic portrait etc, with specific scene from joke. Must not include markdown code blocks. Just raw JSON. We need to craft a joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." Or something about time travel. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris can hear sign language." Not typical. Let's think of a unique scenario: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear with a single stare." Or "Chuck Norris can bench press a mountain and then use it as a pillow." Need to be unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube using only his beard." That's unique. Or "Chuck Norris can make a cup of coffee brew itself by just looking at it." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that rewrites the laws of physics, causing gravity to temporarily reverse." That's typical but maybe not unique. We need to ensure uniqueness and not similar to existing jokes. Let's create something like: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple 'hello' into a worldwide phenomenon just by whispering it." That might be okay. But must be classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration of superhuman abilities, often involving impossible feats, humor. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by breathing on it, then rebuild it with a single finger." That's unique. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". The joke_text should be the full joke text, presumably a single sentence or short paragraph. Let's produce: "Chuck Norris can single‑handedly win a staring contest against a statue and make it blink first." That's okay. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone just by kicking the clock." That's unique. Let's decide: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that rewrites the Earth's orbit, causing a permanent summer." That's too similar to existing? Maybe not. Let's craft a unique one: "Chuck Norris can solve a Sudoku puzzle using only his eyebrows." That's unique. But typical Chuck Norris jokes involve impossible feats like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" etc. Let's make something like: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake fall upward just by thinking about it." That's unique. Ok final joke_text: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake fall upward just by thinking about it, and then use it to power a light bulb." That's a bit long but okay. We need to ensure it's unique and not a known joke. Probably okay. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Der ultimative Aufwärts-Schneeflocken-Trick". That's 33 chars. Meme caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris den Frost bricht". That's 30 chars. Image_prompt: English description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He is standing on a snowy mountain peak, looking up as a glowing snowflake rises upward against gravity, illuminated by a soft light. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Need to include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" in the prompt. So we need to embed that phrase? Actually they wrote: "A hyper-realistic portrait ... [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster..." So we need to replace that placeholder with the specific scene from the joke. So we should include the scene description: "He is standing on a snowy mountain peak, looking up as a glowing snowflake rises upward against gravity, illuminated by a soft light." That is the specific scene. So we need to embed that as part of the prompt before the period? The format: "... muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster..." So we need to replace [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with the scene description. So the prompt should be something like: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He stands on a snowy mountain peak, looking up as a glowing snowflake rises upward against gravity, illuminated by a soft light. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's one string. Meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Schneeflocken nach oben fliegen". That's 44 chars. Meta_description: max 160 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris beweist, dass er selbst Schneeflocken nach oben treiben kann – ein klassischer, witziger Übermensch-Moment." Count characters: let's count roughly: "Chuck Norris beweist, dass er selbst Schneeflocken nach oben treiben kann – ein klassischer, witziger Übermensch-Moment." That's about 106 chars, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correct, no extra fields. Provide JSON only, no markdown. Check constraints: headline max 80 chars, we have "Der ultimative Aufwärts-Schneeflocken-Trick" length? Count: Der(3) space(1)=4, ultimative(10)=14, space=15, Aufwärts-Schneeflocken-Trick(24?) Let's count: Aufwärts(8) space=9, Schneeflocken(11)=20, -(1)=21, Trick(5)=26. So total 15+26=41? Actually we need total characters: "Der ultimative Aufwärts-Schneeflocken-Trick" length: let's count precisely: D1 e2 r3 space4 u5 l6 t7 i8 m9 a10 t1