We need to output JSON with fields joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prom...

We need to output JSON with fields joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption. image_prompt must be English. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be classic style. Must avoid repeats. Provide a unique scenario. We need to ensure constraints: no profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Provide a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris". Could be something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a round square." Or "Chuck Norris can hear sign language." Or "Chuck Norris can make a horse jump over a tower." Let's think of a unique scenario: "Chuck Norris can turn a snowflake into a hurricane with a single breath." Or "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving." That might be too generic. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a computer understand sarcasm just by looking at it." Or "Chuck Norris can make a dead battery charge itself just by staring." Hmm. We need to produce a joke text that is a full joke, not just a one-liner? It can be a short joke. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Example: "Chuck Norris can make a Wi-Fi signal work through walls just by walking past them." That's okay. But need to be unique and not similar to existing jokes. Let's craft something: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by thinking about summer." That's unique. Let's produce: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann zum Schmelzen bringen, indem er nur an Sommer denkt." Headline: maybe "Der Sommerzauber des Chuck Norris" Meme caption: "Wenn selbst Schnee keine Chance hat" Image prompt: English description of specific scene from the joke. Must include "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest." Then include specific scene: maybe "standing in a winter landscape, holding a melting snowman in his hand, with a blazing sun behind him". Must be within prompt. Image prompt must be English, no text, no captions. So we can write: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, standing in a snowy field holding a melting snowman, blazing sun in the background, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background, photorealistic action movie poster." Meta title: up to 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Schnee schmelzen – Witz". That's 45 characters maybe. Meta description: up to 160 characters. Something like "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über seine übernatürliche Kraft, selbst Schnee zu schmelzen – humorvoll und einzigartig." That's within 160. Make sure JSON fields are properly quoted, no extra text. Provide only JSON. Check constraints: headline max 80 characters. "Der Sommerzauber des Chuck Norris" length? Count: Der(3) space(1)=4, Sommerzauber(12)=16, space=17, des=20, space=21, Chuck=26, space=27, Norris=33. So 33 characters, okay. Meme caption max 80 characters. "Wenn selbst Schnee keine Chance hat" length: Wenn(4) space=5, selbst(6)=11, space=12, Schnee(6)=18, space=19, keine(5)=24, space=25, Chance(6)=31, space=32, hat(3)=35. So 35 characters, okay. Image prompt must be English and include the specific scene. Must not include text or captions. We'll include the scene: "holding a melting snowman". Ensure no extra text. Meta title max 60 characters. "Chuck Norris lässt Schnee schmelzen – Witz" length: count: Chuck(5) space=6 Norris(6)=12 space=13 lässt(5)=18 space=19 Schnee(5)=24 space=25 schmelzen(7)=32 space=33 – (space?) Actually dash with spaces? We'll write "Chuck Norris lässt Schnee schmelzen – Witz". Count characters including spaces: "Chuck"5, space1=6, "Norris"6=12, space=13, "lässt"4=17, space=18, "Schnee"6=24, space=25, "schmelzen"7=32, space=33, "–" (en dash) maybe counts as 1 =34, space=35, "Witz"4=39. So 39 characters, okay. Meta description max 160 characters. Let's craft: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, der zeigt, wie er selbst Schnee zum Schmelzen bringt – humorvoll, einzigartig und voller legendärer Übermacht." Count characters: Let's approximate: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, der zeigt, wie er selbst Schnee zum Schmelzen bringt – humorvoll, einzigartig und voller legendärer Übermacht." That's likely under 160. Let's count roughly: "Ein"3 + space1=4, "klassischer"11=15, space=16, "Chuck"5=21, space=22, "Norris"6=28, space=29, "Witz,"5=34, space=35, "der"3=38, space=39, "zeigt,"5=44, space=45, "wie"3=48, space=49, "er"2=51, space=52, "selbst"6=58, space=59, "Schnee"6=65, space=66, "zum"3=69, space=70, "Schmelzen"7=77, space=78, "bringt"6=84, space=85, "–"1=86, space=87, "humorvoll,"9=96, space=97, "einzigartig"11=108, space=109, "und"3=112, space=113, "voller"6=119, space=