We need to output JSON with fields joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prom...

We need to output JSON with fields joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption. image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic style. Must avoid profanity, political, real suffering. Must be creative. We need to produce a single JSON object, no markdown code block. We need to ensure fields lengths: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Stillstand bringen, weil selbst die Server Angst haben, ihn zu überlagern." That's maybe too generic. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, und daraus entstand ein neuer Kontinent, den er später 'Norrisland' nannte." That's creative. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Could be "Chuck Norris ..." Let's craft: Joke_text: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, und daraus entstand ein neuer Kontinent, den er später 'Norrisland' nannte – und er hat ihn mit einem einzigen Sprung überquert." But maybe too long. Let's keep within reasonable length. Headline: "Chuck Norris erschafft einen Kontinent aus Kaugummi" Meme caption: "Kaugummi-Kontinent? Nur für Chuck!" Image prompt: need English description of specific scene from joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris standing on a massive pink bubblegum continent, chewing gum, with a dramatic sunset, hyper-realistic, cinematic lighting, American flag background, no text." But must include specific scene from joke: "chewing a gigantic pink bubblegum that forms a new continent". Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He is standing on a massive pink bubblegum continent that he just created by chewing a gigantic piece of gum, the continent shaped like a giant gumdrop, with waves of pink gum rising around him. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title: "Chuck Norris erschafft Kontinent aus Kaugummi – Witz" Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris erschafft Kontinent aus Kaugummi – Witz". That's 53? Let's count: Chuck(5) space1 Norris(6) space2 erschafft(8) space3 Kontinent(9) space4 aus(3) space5 Kaugummi(7) space6 – (1) space7 Witz(4). Actually need total characters including spaces? Let's just ensure <=60. It's likely under 60. Let's count precisely: "Chuck Norris erschafft Kontinent aus Kaugummi – Witz" Characters: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 space13 e14 r15 s16 c17 h18 f19 t20 space21 K22 o23 n24 t25 i26 n27 e28 n29 t30 space31 a32 u33 s34 space35 K36 a37 u38 g39 u40 m41 m42 i43 space44 –45 space46 W47 i48 t49 z50. So 50 characters, okay. Meta description: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem er aus Kaugummi einen ganzen Kontinent formt – humorvoll, episch und völlig absurd." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem er aus Kaugummi einen ganzen Kontinent formt – humorvoll, episch und völlig absurd." Let's count: We'll approximate length: It's likely under 160. Let's count: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem er aus Kaugummi einen ganzen Kontinent formt – humorvoll, episch und völlig absurd." Count characters including spaces: I'll count quickly: E1 i2 n3 space4 k5 l6 a7 s8 s9 i10 c11 h12 e13 r14 space15 C16 h17 u18 c19 k20 space21 N22 o23 r24 r25 i26 s27 space28 W29 i30 t31 z32 ,33 space34 b35 e36 i37 space38 d39 e40 m41 space42 e43 r44 space45 a46 u47 s48 space49 K50 a51 u52 g53 u54 m55 m56 i57 space58 e59 i60 n61 space62 e63 i64 n65 e66 n67 space68 g69 a70 n71 z72 e73 n74 space75 K76 o77 n78 t79 i80 n81 e82 n83 t84 space85 f86 o87 r88 m89 t90 space91 –92 space93 h94 u95 m95 o96 r97 s98 c99 h100 e101 l102 ,103 space104 e105 p106 i107 s108 c109 h110 space111 u112 n113 d114 space115 g116 ä117 n118 z119 e120 l121 l122 space123 a124 b125 s126 u127 r128 d129 .130 So about 130 characters, under 160. Now ensure headline max 80 chars. "Chuck Norris erschafft einen Kontinent aus Kaugummi" length? Let's count: "Chuck Norris erschafft einen Kontinent aus Kaugummi" Count: Chuck(5) space6 Norris(12) space13 erschafft(20) space21 einen(26) space2