We need to output JSON with fields joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prom...

We need to output JSON with fields joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be creative. We need to produce a joke text that starts with "Chuck Norris". Could be something like "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank mit einem Blick einfrieren, ohne ihn zu öffnen." But need uniqueness. Make sure not similar to known jokes. Let's craft something original: maybe about his beard controlling weather, or his beard being a separate entity. Joke_text: "Chuck Norris lässt seine Kaffeetasse nie auslaufen, weil er den Kaffee bereits in der Zukunft gebraut hat." That's okay. But need to be classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Tornado mit einem einzigen Blick in die Knie gezwungen, und der Tornado hat danach um Entschuldigung gebeten." That's good. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So "Chuck Norris ..." Good. Now headline: short, max 80 characters. Something like "Der unstoppbare Wetterkontrolleur". That's under 80. Meme caption: max 80 characters, like "Wenn der Wind sich bei Chuck Norris entschuldigt". Under 80. Image prompt: English prompt for image generation. Must describe hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Include specific scene from joke. Must be photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. So we need to embed the scene: maybe "Chuck Norris single-handedly stops a tornado with a glare". So image prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, standing defiantly as a massive tornado swirls around him, the tornado bowing in submission, American flag background, dramatic cinematic lighting, photorealistic action movie poster, no text, no captions." Meta title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris vs. Tornado – Legendärer Witz". Count characters: "Chuck Norris vs. Tornado – Legendärer Witz" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, vs.(3)=16, space=17, Tornado(7)=24, space=25, –(1?) maybe dash counts, but let's keep under 60. "Chuck Norris vs. Tornado – Legendärer Witz" is about 38 characters. Good. Meta description: max 160 characters. Something like "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Tornado um Entschuldigung bittet – perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" Count characters: let's approximate <160. Should be fine. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code fences. Just raw JSON. Check fields: - joke_text: must be the full joke text, starting with "Chuck Norris". Provide the joke. - headline: short, max 80 characters. - meme_caption: max 80 characters. - image_prompt: English prompt as described. - meta_title: max 60 characters. - meta_description: max 160 characters. Make sure no extra fields. Now craft unique joke: Let's think of something not common: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kühlschrank so kalt gemacht, dass selbst die Eisbären im Zoo einen Thermosbecher mit heißem Kakao brauchen." That's maybe too long but okay. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris lässt seine Socken nie verlaufen, weil er sie bereits im nächsten Jahrzehnt produziert hat." Hmm. Better to keep simple: "Chuck Norris kann einen Tornado mit einem einzigen Blick zum Bücken bringen, und der Tornado bittet anschließend um Entschuldigung." That's good. Make sure it's unique. Not repeating known jokes. Now headline: maybe "Der Tornado, der sich entschuldigt". That's under 80. Meme caption: "Wenn der Wind sich bei Chuck Norris entschuldigt". Under 80. Image prompt: Must include specific scene: "Chuck Norris single-handedly forces a tornado to bow and apologize". So incorporate that. Now meta title: "Chuck Norris vs. Tornado – Legendärer Witz". Good. Meta description: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Tornado um Entschuldigung bittet – perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" That's okay. Now ensure JSON fields are properly escaped if needed (quotes). Use double quotes for JSON strings. The joke_text may contain quotes? It doesn't need quotes inside. Use plain text. Now produce final JSON. Check lengths: - headline max 80 characters: "Der Tornado, der sich entschuldigt" length: count: Der(3) space1=4, Tornado(7)=11, ,=12, space=13, der=16, space=17, sich=21, space=22, entschuldigt=33. So 33 characters, fine. - meme_caption max 80: "Wenn der Wind sich bei Chuck Norris entschuldigt" length: count: Wenn(4) space=5, der=8, space=9, Wind=13, space=14, sich=18, space=19, bei=22, space=23, Chuck=28, space=29, Norris=35, space=36, entschuldigt=48. So 48 characters, fine. - meta_title max 60: "Chuck Norris vs. Tornado – Legendärer Witz" length: count: Chuck(5) space=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, vs.(3)=16, space=17, Tornado(7)=24, space=25, –(1?) maybe dash counts as char, but let's assume 1 =26, space=27, Legendärer(10)=37, space=38, Witz(4)=42. So 42 characters, fine. - meta_description max 160: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Tornado um Entschuldigung bittet – perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" Let's count