We need to produce JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pr...

We need to produce JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, creative, no repeats. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be classic Chuck Norris style. Provide a joke text that is a full joke, presumably a short story. Provide headline (max 80 chars). meme_caption (max 80 chars). image_prompt in English describing scene, hyper-realistic portrait etc. meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We must ensure JSON format, no markdown. Provide fields exactly as given. We need to craft a unique Chuck Norris joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to do push-ups, but the cat ended up teaching him how to purr." That's not typical. Need classic style: exaggeration, impossible feats. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once stared at a solar eclipse, and the sun apologized for being late." That's a known style. But must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris once tried to play hide-and-seek with a GPS, and the GPS gave up and asked for directions." That's okay. But need to start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Let's start with "Chuck Norris" at beginning. Joke_text: maybe a short paragraph: "Chuck Norris once challenged a calendar to a fight, and after three days of relentless punching, the calendar surrendered and now only has 364 days left." That's a bit unique. But must be funny, classic. Let's craft something like: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a pigeon to do a roundhouse kick, but the pigeon ended up delivering the kick to Chuck Norris himself, causing the sky to crack." That's too weird. Better: "Chuck Norris once tried to outrun a bullet, and the bullet stopped to ask for directions." That's a known style but maybe not repeated. We need to ensure uniqueness. Let's think of a fresh scenario: "Chuck Norris once tried to write a zero on a piece of paper, but the zero turned into a perfect circle and started rolling away, forcing Chuck Norris to chase it across continents." That's okay. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris once tried to count to infinity, but after reaching 42 he realized he was actually counting the number of times he could lift a mountain with one finger." That's too long. We need a concise joke text, but can be a short story. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a snowflake to do a push-up, but the snowflake melted from the effort and now the Arctic is full of tiny six-pack snowmen." That's unique. But need to keep it within typical Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats, humor. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to beat a computer at chess, but the computer surrendered and asked him to teach it how to feel proud of its own existence." That's more philosophical. But we need to keep it short enough for JSON fields. Let's produce: joke_text: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a snowflake to do a push‑up, but the snowflake melted from the effort and now the Arctic is full of tiny six‑pack snowmen." That's a full joke. Now headline: up to 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris und der schmelzende Schnee‑Push‑Up". That's 44 chars maybe. Meme_caption: up to 80 chars. Something like "Wenn selbst Schnee Sixpack bekommt". That's 33 chars. Image_prompt: English description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish‑brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris standing in a snowy Arctic landscape, attempting to make a snowflake do a push‑up, snowflake melting, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Need to include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to embed the specific scene from the joke. So we can write: "Chuck Norris standing in a snowy Arctic landscape, trying to make a snowflake do a push‑up as the snowflake melts". That is the specific scene. Thus image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris standing in a snowy Arctic landscape, trying to make a snowflake do a push‑up as the snowflake melts. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Now meta_title: up to 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris Schnee‑Push‑Up Witz – Klassiker". Count characters: "Chuck Norris Schnee‑Push‑Up Witz – Klassiker" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, Schnee‑Push‑Up(11?) Actually "Schnee‑Push‑Up" is 11 inc hyphens? Let's just approximate: "Chuck Norris Schnee-Push-Up Witz – Klassiker" length maybe 44. That's fine. Meta_description: up to 160 chars. Something like "Ein kurzer, witziger Chuck‑Norris‑Witz über einen schmelzenden Schnee‑Push‑Up, perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count approx 115 chars. Now ensure JSON fields are correct, no extra fields. Provide JSON object only. Make sure no markdown code block. Just raw JSON. Check constraints: headline max 80 chars. Let's count: "Chuck Norris und der schmelzende Schnee‑Push‑Up" length: count characters: C(1)h2u3c4k5 space6 N7o8r9r10i11s12 space13 u14n15d16 space17 d18e19r20 space21 d22