We need to produce JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pr...

We need to produce JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with "Chuck Norris" in the joke. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering, etc. Provide a classic Chuck Norris joke in German. We need to ensure headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. We need to craft a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris". Provide a unique scenario. Potential joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank mit einem Blick einfrieren, sodass selbst Eiswürfel zerschmelzen, wenn sie ihn anstarren." But need to be unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schneemann gebaut, der dann die globale Erwärmung umkehrte, weil er zu kalt war." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt den Mond aus seiner Umlaufbahn werfen und ihn dann wieder zurücklegen, nur um zu zeigen, dass er die Gravitation nach Belieben biegen kann." That's a bit long. We need a concise joke text, but can be longer. Must be unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, der so stark war, dass er die Schwerkraft für 24 Stunden auf null setzte – und alle Menschen begannen, wie Ballons zu schweben, bis er den Kaugummi ausspuckte und die Erde wieder normal drehte." But must start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so kauen, dass die Schwerkraft für 24 Stunden auf null fällt – und plötzlich schwebt die ganze Menschheit wie Ballons, bis er den Kaugummi ausspuckt und die Erde wieder normal dreht." That's okay. Now need headline max 80 chars. Something like: "Chuck Norris lässt die Schwerkraft für einen Kaugummi pausieren". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt die Schwerkraft für einen Kaugummi pausieren" length? Count characters including spaces: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 (space6) N7 o8 o9 r10 r11 i12 s13 (space14) l15 ä16 s17 s18 t19 (space20) d21 i22 e23 (space24) S25 c26 h27 w28 e29 r30 k31 r32 a33 f34 t35 (space36) f37 ü38 r39 (space40) e41 i42 n43 e44 n45 (space46) K47 a48 u49 g50 u51 m52 m53 i54 (space55) p56 a57 u58 s59 i60 e61 r62 e63 n64. That's 64 characters, okay under 80. Meme caption max 80 chars: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris kaut, schwebt die Welt". Count: "Wenn Chuck Norris kaut, schwebt die Welt" length? Let's count: W1 e2 n3 (space4) C5 h6 u7 c8 k9 (space10) N11 o12 r13 r14 i15 s16 (space17) k18 a19 u20 t21 ,22 (space23) s24 c25 h26 w27 e28 b29 t30 (space31) d32 i33 e34 (space35) W36 e37 l38 t39. That's 39 characters, okay. Image prompt: English prompt for image generation: need to describe scene from the joke. The joke involves Chuck Norris chewing gum causing gravity to pause, people floating. So we need a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Include specific scene: maybe "Chuck Norris chews a bright pink bubblegum, a faint glow surrounds him, and people around him are floating weightlessly". Must be in English, include "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to fill [Specific scene from the joke] with description: "Chuck Norris blows a massive pink bubble that lifts nearby people into the air". Let's craft: "Chuck Norris blows a massive pink bubble that lifts nearby people into the air". So full prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris blows a massive pink bubble that lifts nearby people into the air. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Meta title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris lässt Schwerkraft für Kaugummi pausieren". Count characters: Let's count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 (space6) N7 o8 o9 r10 r11 i12 s13 (space14) l15 ä16 s17 s18 t19 (space20) S21 c22 h23 w24 e25 r26 k27 r28 a29 f30 t31 (space32) f33 ü34 r35 (space36) K37 a38 u39 g40 u41 m42 m43 i44 (space45) p46 a47 u48 s49 i50 e51 r52 e53 n54. That's 54 characters, okay. Meta description max 160 chars: maybe "Ein humorvoller Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem das Kauen eines Kaugummis die Schwerkraft für 24 Stunden aufhebt – und die Welt schwebt". Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein humorvoller Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem das Kauen eines K