We need to produce JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pr...

We need to produce JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language, but image_prompt must be in English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be creative. We need to ensure headline <=80 characters, meme_caption <=80 characters, meta_title <=60 characters, meta_description <=160 characters. We need to output JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Let's craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Something like: "Chuck Norris can make a round square." Or "Chuck Norris can win a game of chess against himself and still checkmate." Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can program a computer to understand sarcasm." Or "Chuck Norris can make a WiFi signal reach the moon." Let's think. We need a classic style: exaggeration, impossible feats. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving." That's okay. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So joke_text should start with "Chuck Norris". Provide a full sentence. Example: "Chuck Norris can turn water into wine just by staring at it, and then drink it while skydiving without a parachute." But need to be unique. Let's propose: "Chuck Norris can write a bestselling novel in Morse code using only his eyebrows." Ok. Now headline: short, up to 80 chars. Something like "Der unbeatable Chuck Norris Trick". But must be German, up to 80 chars. Meme caption: up to 80 chars, maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris den Code schreibt, compiliert das Universum." Image prompt: English description of scene from joke. Must include specifics: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]." So we need to embed the scene: maybe "writing Morse code on a giant screen with his eyebrows while skydiving". Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris writing Morse code on a massive screen with his eyebrows while free-falling from a plane. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Meta title: up to 60 chars, SEO title. Something like "Chuck Norris schreibt Morsecode mit den Augenbrauen – Witz". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris schreibt Morsecode mit den Augenbrauen – Witz". That's about 53 characters maybe. Good. Meta description: up to 160 chars. Something like "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über sein unmögliches Morsecode‑Schreiben – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count approx 130. Now ensure JSON fields are correct. Fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. All strings. Make sure no extra fields. Now produce JSON. Check lengths: - headline max 80 chars. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris schreibt Morsecode mit den Augenbrauen". Count: Let's count characters including spaces: "Chuck Norris schreibt Morsecode mit den Augenbrauen". That's 53 characters? Let's count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 o9 r10 r11 i12 s13 space14 s15 c16 h17 r18 e19 i20 t21 space22 M23 o24 r25 s26 e27 c28 o29 d30 e31 space32 m33 i34 t35 space36 d37 e38 n39 space40 A41 u42 g43 e44 n45 b46 r47 a48 u49 e50 n51. So 51 characters. Good. - meme_caption max 80 chars. Let's craft: "Wenn Chuck Norris den Code schreibt, compiliert das Universum." Count: Let's count: "Wenn Chuck Norris den Code schreibt, compiliert das Universum." Characters: W1 e2 n3 n4 space5 C6 h7 u8 c9 k10 space11 N12 o13 r14 r15 i16 s17 space17? Actually let's just approximate it's under 80. It's likely ~55. Good. - meta_title max 60 chars. "Chuck Norris schreibt Morsecode mit den Augenbrauen – Witz". Count: Let's count: "Chuck Norris schreibt Morsecode mit den Augenbrauen – Witz". Characters: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 o9 r10 r11 i12 s13 space14 s15 c16 h17 r18 e18? Actually let's just approximate it's under 60. Let's count precisely: "Chuck Norris schreibt Morsecode mit den Augenbrauen – Witz". Count characters including spaces: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 o9 r10 r11 i12 s13 space14 s15 c16 h17 r18 e19 i20 t21 space22 M23 o24 r25 s26 e27 c28 o29 d30 e31 space32 m33 i34 t35 space36 d37 e38 n39 space40 A41 u42 g43 e44 n45 b46 r47 a48 u49 e50 n51 space52 –53 space54 W55 i56 t57 z58. So 58 characters. Good. - meta_description max 160 chars. Let's craft: "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über sein unmögliches Morsecode‑Schreiben – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count approx: Let's count quickly: "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über sein unmögliches Morsecode‑Schreiben – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." That's likely under 160. Let's approximate 130. Good. Now image_prompt must be English, include