We need to output JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Provide fields: joke_text,...

We need to output JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Provide fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German joke, start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, creative, not repeating existing jokes. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be classic Chuck Norris style. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. Provide image_prompt in English describing scene, hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specific scene from the joke. Must be unique. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" is common; we need something unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to code, and the cat wrote a virus that turned all keyboards into pianos." Something like that. Must start with Chuck Norris. Let's craft: Joke: "Chuck Norris once challenged a vending machine to a duel. The machine demanded a snack, but Chuck Norris demanded a soul. The machine surrendered and now dispenses only free coffee to anyone who can name the exact number of times he blinked during the fight." Hmm maybe too long. Better: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a snowflake to do push-ups. The snowflake refused, so Chuck Norris turned it into a blizzard that froze the entire concept of gravity for a split second." Might be okay. But need to be classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats, humorous. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris once tried to high-five a black hole. The black hole accepted, but instead of a handshake it gave him a universe-sized high-five that rearranged the constellations into a smiley face." That's good. It mentions Chuck Norris, is unique, not repeating known jokes. It's funny. Now we need fields: joke_text: full joke text. Should be the joke itself, maybe a short paragraph. headline: short headline max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris vs. Black Hole: Der ultimative High-Five". That's within 80 chars. meme_caption: image caption max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris den Black Hole high-fivet". That's within 80. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris high-fiving a swirling black hole that emits glowing particles, with constellations rearranging into a smiley face behind them. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure to include specific scene from the joke: the high-five with black hole and constellations rearranging. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris Black Hole High-Five Meme – Lustig & Einzigartig". Count characters: let's count: "Chuck Norris Black Hole High-Five Meme – Lustig & Einzigartig". That's about 57 maybe. Good. meta_description: SEO Description max 160 chars. Something like "Entdecke den neuen Chuck Norris Witz über einen High-Five mit einem Black Hole – absurd, episch und perfekt für Memes." Count characters: let's approximate under 160. Now ensure JSON format, no extra text, no markdown. Provide fields exactly as requested. Check constraints: headline max 80 characters. Let's count: "Chuck Norris vs. Black Hole: Der ultimative High-Five". Count characters including spaces: Let's count: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)v14s15. (space16) (space?) Actually let's count precisely: "Chuck Norris vs. Black Hole: Der ultimative High-Five". Let's count: "Chuck"5, space6, "Norris"12, space13, "vs."16, space17, "Black"22, space23, "Hole:"28, space29, "Der"32, space33, "ultimative"43, space44, "High-Five"52. So 52 characters, well under 80. Meme caption max 80 characters: "Wenn Chuck Norris den Black Hole high-fivet". Count: "Wenn"4, space5, "Chuck"10, space11, "Norris"16, space17, "den"20, space21, "Black"26, space27, "Hole"31, space32, "high-fivet"39. That's 39 characters, okay. Meta title max 60 characters: "Chuck Norris Black Hole High-Five Meme – Lustig & Einzigartig". Count: let's count roughly: "Chuck"5, space6, "Norris"12, space13, "Black"18, space19, "Hole"23, space24, "High-Five"31, space32, "Meme"36, space37, "–"38, space39, "Lustig"44, space45, "&"46, space47, "Einzigartig"58. That's 58 characters, okay. Meta description max 160 characters: "Entdecke den neuen Chuck Norris Witz über einen High-Five mit einem Black Hole – absurd, episch und perfekt für Memes." Let's count: approximate length maybe 115 characters, fine. Now ensure image_prompt includes specific scene: "Chuck Norris high-fiving a swirling black hole that emits glowing particles, with constellations rearranging into a smiley face behind them." Also include description of hero etc. Provide full prompt. Now produce JSON with those fields. Make sure no extra fields, no markdown. Provide raw JSON. Let's craft final JSON: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris versuchte, einen Black Hole zu high-fiven. Der Black Hole akzeptierte, doch statt einer Hand schüttelte er ihn mit einem universumgroßen High-Five, der die Sternbilder in ein Lächeln verwandelte.", "headline": "Chuck Norris vs. Black Hole: Der ultimative High-Five", "meme_caption": "Wenn Chuck Norris den Black Hole high-fivet", "image_prompt": "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard