We need to output JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Provide fields: joke_text,...

We need to output JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Provide fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Provide image prompt in English describing scene, hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must be within constraints: headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. We need to craft a joke. Let's think of a classic Chuck Norris joke: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But we need something unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." Or something about his beard. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard." That's unique. But need to be a full joke text. Something like: "Chuck Norris can write a program that makes the compiler laugh, because his code never has errors – it just obeys his commands." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while riding a unicycle on the moon." That's too long maybe. We need a short joke text that is funny. Classic Chuck Norris jokes often have a structure: "Chuck Norris can ... . He doesn't need to ...". Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can fix a broken heart with a single roundhouse kick, and the victim will never feel pain again." That's okay. But must be unique, not repeating known jokes. Let's think of something about his beard and programming. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can write a 'Hello World' program in Morse code using only his eyebrows, and the computer will respond with a roundhouse kick." That's too long. We need a concise joke text, but can be a bit longer. Let's aim for something like: "Chuck Norris can program a robot to do his laundry, and the robot will fold the clothes with a single punch, leaving the washing machine in awe." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple 'yes' into a full‑blown epic battle cry that shakes the foundations of the internet." That's okay. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a computer virus that only infects machines that dare to question his greatness, and the virus spreads faster than any other." That's okay. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So the joke_text must start with "Chuck Norris". Let's produce: "Chuck Norris can write a program that calculates the exact number of hairs on his beard in real time, and the result will cause the universe to expand." That's okay. But we need to keep it within reasonable length. Let's produce something like: "Chuck Norris can write a program that predicts the future, and the output is always 'Roundhouse kick'." That's funny. Let's decide: "Chuck Norris can write a program that calculates the exact number of hairs on his beard in real time, and the result will cause the universe to expand." That's unique. Now we need headline (max 80 chars). Something like: "Chuck Norris programmiert das Universum mit einem Blick". That's 44 characters maybe. Meme caption (max 80 chars): "Wenn Chuck Norris den Code schreibt, lacht der Compiler." That's 48 characters. Image prompt: Must be English, describing hyper-realistic portrait of tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then [Specific scene from the joke]. So we need to embed the specific scene: maybe "Chuck Norris typing on a keyboard made of lightning, with code floating around". Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. He is typing on a glowing keyboard made of lightning, with streams of code swirling around him, while a massive roundhouse kick ripples through the air." Must be within the prompt description. Also include "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Now meta_title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris Code Magic – Ein Klassiker". That's 44 characters. Meta_description max 160 chars: maybe "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem sein Code das Universum beeinflusst – humorvoll, einzigartig und komplett frei erfunden." Count characters: let's count roughly: "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem sein Code das Universum beeinflusst – humorvoll, einzigartig und komplett frei erfunden." That's about 119 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code block. Provide fields exactly as requested. Check constraints: headline max 80 characters. Let's count: "Chuck Norris programmiert das Universum mit einem Blick". Count characters including spaces: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8o9r10r11i12s13 (space14)p15r16o17g18r19a20m21m22e23r24t25 (space26)d27a28s29 (space30)U31n32i33v34e35r36s37e38 (space39)m40i41t42 (space43)e44i45n46e47m48 (space49)B50l51i52c53k54. That's 54 characters, okay. Meme caption max 80 characters: "Wenn Chuck Norris den Code schreibt, lacht der Compiler." Count: W1e2n3 (space4)C5h6u7c8k9 (space10)N11o12o13r13? Actually let's count precisely: "Wenn Chuck Norris den Code schreibt, lacht der Compiler." Let's count characters including spaces and punctuation. We'll approximate: "Wenn" (4) + space (1)=5, "Chuck" (5)=10, space=11, "Norris" (6)=17, space=18, "den" (3)=21, space=22, "Code" (4)=26, space=27, "schreibt," (7 inc comma) =34, space=35, "lacht" (4)=39, space