We need to output JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Provide fields: joke_text,...

We need to output JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Provide fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German joke, start with "Chuck Norris". Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, classic style. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Include specific scene from joke. Must be within constraints: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to craft a joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where he is always right." Or something about his beard. Let's think of a unique scenario: Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to do push-ups, and the cat now runs a gym. Or Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear with a single stare. We need to start with "Chuck Norris". The joke_text should be a full sentence or short paragraph that is the joke. Example: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a snowflake to do a roundhouse kick, and now every winter the world gets a perfect snow globe without any flakes falling out of place." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris once challenged a calendar to a fight, and after three rounds the calendar surrendered and now only has 364 days left." That's a known style but maybe not unique. We need to ensure uniqueness. Let's craft something about his beard controlling gravity. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once shaved his beard so clean that the world’s gravity reset to 9.8 m/s², and everyone suddenly felt lighter." That's unique. But must be funny and classic. Let's produce something like: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a calculator to count his beard hairs, but the calculator exploded because it couldn't handle the sheer volume of awesomeness." That might be okay. But we need to ensure it's not a known joke. Let's think of a fresh scenario: Chuck Norris once tried to order a pizza with a roundhouse kick, and the pizza delivered itself to his door before the delivery guy could even open the box. That's typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a pigeon to do a roundhouse kick, and now the pigeon delivers the mail faster than any postal service." That could be okay. But we need to be careful to not repeat known jokes. Let's craft a unique scenario: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a selfie stick to take a picture of himself from the future, and the camera captured a glimpse of his own legend." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris once tried to brew coffee with a roundhouse kick, and the resulting brew was so strong that it kept the entire world awake for an extra hour every day." That's unique. Let's decide on a joke_text: "Chuck Norris once tried to brew coffee with a roundhouse kick, and the resulting brew was so strong that it kept the entire world awake for an extra hour every day." That starts with Chuck Norris, is unique, funny. Now headline: max 80 chars. Something like "Kaffee mit Roundhouse-Kick: Chuck Norris macht die Tage länger". Count characters: Let's count: "Kaffee mit Roundhouse-Kick: Chuck Norris macht die Tage länger". That's 58 characters maybe. Good. Meme caption max 80 chars: Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris Kaffee macht, wacht die Welt länger". Count: "Wenn Chuck Norris Kaffee macht, wacht die Welt länger" length? Let's count: characters including spaces: "Wenn"4 + space1=5, "Chuck"5 =>10, space=11, "Norris"6 =>17, space=18, "Kaffee"6 =>24, space=25, "macht,"6 =>31, space=32, "wacht"5 =>37, space=38, "die"3 =>41, space=42, "Welt"4 =>46, space=47, "länger"6 =>53. So 53 characters, okay. Image prompt: Must be English, describing scene: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris holding a coffee mug that emits a visible energy wave, with a coffee pot exploding in the background, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Must include specific scene from the joke: "brewing coffee with a roundhouse kick". So maybe: "Chuck Norris performing a roundhouse kick that creates a swirling vortex of coffee beans and steam, with a coffee pot exploding." Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris delivering a roundhouse kick that sends a torrent of coffee beans and steam into the air, a coffee pot exploding behind him. Dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Meta title max 60 chars: Something like "Chuck Norris Kaffee-Roundhouse: Legende im Bild". Count: "Chuck Norris Kaffee-Roundhouse: Legende im Bild" length? Let's count: "Chuck"5, space1=6, "Norris"6 =>12, space=13, "Kaffee-Roundhouse:"? "Kaffee-Roundhouse:" length 16? Let's count: K1 a2 f3 f4 e5 -6 R7 o8 u9 n10 d11 h12 o13 u14 s15 e16 :17. So after space we have 17 characters, total 13+17=30, space=31, "Legende"7 =>38, space=39, "im"2 =>41, space=42, "Bild"4 =>46. So 46 characters, okay. Meta description max 160 chars: Something like "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz: Ein Roundhouse-Kick, der Kaffee so stark macht, dass die Welt eine Stunde länger wach bleibt. Ein klassischer Meme für Fans." Let's count characters: We'll approximate under 160. Let's count roughly: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz: Ein Roundhouse-Kick, der Kaffee so stark macht, dass die Welt eine Stunde länger wach bleibt. Ein klassischer Meme für Fans." That's maybe ~150. Let's count quickly