We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, unique, classic Chuck Norris style. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, unique, no repeats. Provide a headline max 80 chars, meme caption max 80 chars, image_prompt English description of scene, photorealistic action movie poster etc. Must avoid repeats. Provide meta title max 60 chars, meta description max 160 chars. We need to ensure JSON format, no markdown code block. Just raw JSON. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Stillstand bringen, weil selbst die Server Angst haben, ihn zu überfordern." That's maybe not classic enough. Classic style: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank öffnen, ohne ihn zu berühren, indem er einfach nur den Frost anschaut." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, einen Kaugummi zu kauen, aber er hat ihn in die Vergangenheit gekaut und das Universum neu gestartet." Might be too weird. Classic: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer zum Schmelzen bringen, indem er ihn nur ansieht." Hmm. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Hammer so schärfen, dass er Schneidigkeit erzeugt, ohne das Metall zu berühren." Not great. Let's think of a classic format: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kreis ohne Anfang und Ende zeichnen." That's known. We need a unique one. Something like: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneesturm im Sand erzeugen, indem er einfach nur atmet." Hmm. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, einen Kuchen zu backen, aber das Ergebnis war ein Vulkan, der die Erde neu formte." Not great. Let's craft something: "Chuck Norris kann einen Hammer so werfen, dass er den Mond zum Tanzen bringt, ohne ihn zu berühren." That's okay. But need to start with Chuck Norris. Let's produce a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenschirm öffnen, ohne ihn zu berühren – er lässt einfach die Wolken vor Scham weichen." That's funny. Make sure it's unique. Now fields: joke_text: full joke text in German. headline: short headline max 80 chars. meme_caption: image caption max 80 chars. image_prompt: English prompt describing specific scene from joke, hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to fill that with specific scene from the joke. So we need to embed the scene description in English. For example: "Chuck Norris stands on a beach, holding a surfboard made of ice, while the waves turn into steam as they hit his feet." Something like that. Make sure it's English. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. meta_description: SEO Description max 160 chars. All fields must be within limits. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenschirm öffnen, ohne ihn zu berühren – er lässt einfach die Wolken vor Scham weichen." Check length? Not too long. headline: "Chuck Norris lässt die Wolken vor Scham weichen" Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt die Wolken vor Scham weichen" = 44 characters approx, okay under 80. meme_caption: "Wenn selbst Wolken Angst haben, dich zu berühren" That's 44 characters? Let's count: "Wenn selbst Wolken Angst haben, dich zu berühren" = 45? Actually count: W(1) e2 n3 (space4) s5 e6 l7 b8 e9 (space10) W11 o12 l13 k14 e15 n16 (space17) A18 s19 t20 e21 r22 (space23) h24 a25 b26 e27 n28 ,29 (space30) d31 i32 c33 h34 (space35) z36 u37 (space38) b39 e40 r41 ö42 r43 e44 n45 (space46) – actually there is no dash? Let's just keep under 80. It's fine. But maybe better: "Wolken weichen, wenn Chuck lächelt" That's 30 characters. Let's use "Wolken weichen, wenn Chuck lächelt" (27). Good. image_prompt: Must be English, describing specific scene from joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris stands on a cliff, holding an open umbrella that hovers without his hands, while dark storm clouds shrink and turn away in embarrassment, American flag waves behind him, dramatic cinematic lighting, photorealistic action movie poster." But need to include the placeholder? The instruction says: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to produce a prompt that includes that description plus the specific scene. So we can write: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris stands on a cliff, holding an open umbrella that floats without his hands as storm clouds shrink and turn away in embarrassment, American flag waves behind him. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Wolken weichen – Klassiker". Count characters: "Chuck Norris lässt Wolken weichen – Klassiker" = let's count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 (space6) N7 o8 o9 r10 r11 i12 s13 (space14) l15 ä16 s17 t18 (space19) W20 o21 l22 k23 e24 n25 (