We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, political, real suffering. Must not repeat similar formulations. Must be unique. We need to craft a joke. Classic Chuck Norris jokes often involve absurd superhuman feats. For example: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But we need something new. We need to produce JSON only, no markdown code fences. Provide fields. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." That's also common. We need something fresh: "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard." Or "Chuck Norris can turn a snowflake into a fireworks show with a single glance." Let's think: Something about his beard, his age, his legendary status. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can brew a cup of coffee so strong that it powers a small city for a week." That's okay. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. So start with "Chuck Norris kann..." in German. The joke_text should be the full joke text, presumably a sentence or short paragraph. Headline: short title max 80 characters. Meme caption: short caption max 80 characters. Image prompt: English prompt for image generation describing scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to embed the specific scene from the joke into the prompt. For example, if the joke involves Chuck Norris riding a unicorn across the Grand Canyon, we need to describe that scene. We need to produce an English prompt that includes that scene. Meta title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Meta description: SEO Description max 160 characters. All fields must be filled. We must ensure no markdown code fences, just raw JSON. Let's craft a unique joke: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple handshake into a tectonic plate shift, causing a new island to rise from the ocean." That's unique. But maybe more classic: "Chuck Norris can read the fine print on a cereal box and instantly know the secret to world peace." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a snowball fight melt the Arctic by just winking." That might be too similar. Let's think of something about his beard: "Chuck Norris can style his beard so perfectly that it becomes a national monument." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can single‑handedly win a game of chess against an entire AI supercomputer by moving only his eyebrows." That's unique. But must be in German. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann ein Schachbrett mit einem einzigen Blick neu ordnen, sodass jedes Feld ein eigenes Universum wird." That's a bit long but okay. But we need to keep it as a joke text, maybe a short sentence. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi kauen, sodass die Zeit für alle anderen stehen bleibt." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's unique and not similar to existing jokes. Let's pick a more classic style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero and still get a real number." That's a known one, but maybe we can twist: "Chuck Norris kann durch Null teilen und trotzdem eine ganze Zahl erhalten." That might be too similar. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaktus zum Blühen bringen, indem er ihn nur ansieht." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen mit einem einzigen Rundtritt in den Himmel malen, und das Ergebnis ist ein neuer Kontinent voller Gold." That's unique. But maybe too long. Let's keep it concise: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen mit einem einzigen Rundtritt neu malen und dabei einen ganzen Kontinent erschaffen." That's okay. Now we need to produce JSON fields. joke_text: The full joke text in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen mit einem einzigen Rundtritt neu malen und dabei einen ganzen Kontinent erschaffen." headline: short title max 80 characters. Something like "Der Kontinent‑Erschaffer". That's 15 characters. meme_caption: short caption max 80 characters. Something like "Ein neuer Kontinent entsteht durch einen einzigen Rundtritt." That's 48 characters. image_prompt: English prompt describing the specific scene from the joke. Must include the description of the hero and the scene. So we need to embed the scene: "Chuck Norris paints a rainbow with a single roundhouse kick, creating a new continent." But we need to describe the scene: maybe "Chuck Norris stands on a cliff, performs a roundhouse kick that paints a rainbow across the sky, and a new continent rises from the sea." Must include the hero description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest." Then "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" placeholder replaced with actual scene description. Then "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So the image_prompt should be a single string with that content. Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris performs a roundhouse kick that paints a vibrant rainbow across the sky, and a new continent rises from the ocean below. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." That's good. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris erschafft Kontinent mit Rundtritt". That's 38 characters. meta_description: SEO Description max 160 characters. Something like "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris W