We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, joke starts with "Chuck Norris". Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be creative. We need to produce a JSON object (no markdown code block). Ensure fields are strings. headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. image_prompt must be English, describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, and then a specific scene from the joke. Must be "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to fill [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with something specific from the joke. We need to create a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris". Classic style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But we need a unique joke. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." Or something about "Chuck Norris can make a coffee that brews itself while he sleeps." Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can slam a door so hard that it opens a portal to another dimension." Or "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by looking at it." Need to be unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake fall upward just by blinking." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake fall upward just by blinking." That's a joke. But we need to embed it in a scenario: maybe "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake fall upward just by blinking, and the snowflake becomes a new planet." Something like that. Let's craft a full joke_text: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake fall upward just by blinking, and the snowflake becomes a new planet that orbits his beard." Make sure it's funny and classic. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Der ultimative Schneeflocken-Zauber". That's 22 chars. Meme caption: max 80 chars, something like "Wenn Chuck Norris blinzelt, entsteht ein neuer Kontinent". That's 48 chars. Image prompt: Must be English, include the specific scene from the joke. So we need to embed "the snowflake becomes a new planet that orbits his beard" maybe. So the prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. The snowflake turning into a glowing planet orbiting his beard. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's within the format: start with "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to replace [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with the specific scene: "The snowflake turning into a glowing planet orbiting his beard." Now meta_title: max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Schneeflocken zu Planeten werden". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneeflocken zu Planeten werden" = 48? Let's count precisely: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, lässt(5)=18, space=19, Schneeflocken(12)=31, space=32, zu(2)=34, space=35, Planeten(8)=43, space=44, werden(6)=50. So 50 chars, okay. Meta_description: max 160 chars. Something like "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über schwebende Schneeflocken, die zu einem neuen Planeten werden – humorvoll, episch und völlig absurd." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über schwebende Schneeflocken, die zu einem neuen Planeten werden – humorvoll, episch und völlig absurd." That's about 130 chars, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correct. joke_text: The full joke text. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Provide the joke. headline: short, max 80 chars. meme_caption: short, max 80 chars. image_prompt: English string as described. meta_title: max 60 chars. meta_description: max 160 chars. Make sure no extra fields, no markdown. Now produce JSON. Check length constraints: - headline max 80 chars: "Der ultimative Schneeflocken-Zauber" length? Count: Der(3) space=4, ultimative(10)=14, space=15, Schneeflocken-Zauber(18?) Let's count: Schneeflocken (12) + - (1) + Zauber (6) = 19? Actually "Schneeflocken-Zauber" length: S(1) c2 h3 n4 e5 f6 f7 l8 o9 c10 k11 e12 n13 - (14) Z15 a16 u17 b18 e19 r20. So total: "Der ultimative Schneeflocken-Zauber" length: "Der" 3, space 1 =4, "ultimate" 8? Actually "ultimate" is 8 letters, but we wrote "ultimate"? We wrote "ultimate"? Actually we wrote "ultimative"? Let's recount: "Der ultimative Schneeflocken-Zauber". "ultimative" is 10 letters? Let's count: u1 l2 t3 i4 m5 a6 t7 i8 v9 e10. So "ultimative" 10. So far: "Der " =4, "ultimative