We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German joke, start with "Chuck Norris". Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, classic style. Must not be offensive, no politics, no real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Must be unique. We need to craft a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris". Classic Chuck Norris jokes often are hyperbolic statements about his abilities. Example: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But we need a full joke text, likely a short paragraph. We need to produce JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Fields: - joke_text: The complete joke text (German). Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Should be a joke, maybe a statement with a punchline. - headline: short headline max 80 characters. - meme_caption: image caption max 80 characters. - image_prompt: English prompt for image generation: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to include a specific scene from the joke in the prompt. So we need to describe a scene that matches the joke. - meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. - meta_description: SEO Description max 160 characters. All must be within limits. We must ensure no markdown code blocks, just raw JSON. Let's craft a joke: Maybe: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door so hard that it becomes a one-way street." That's a classic. But we need something unique not repeating existing jokes. Many jokes about Chuck Norris can't find the end of a sentence, etc. Let's think of a fresh one. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch, and the cat now runs the CIA." That might be too weird. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone." That's similar to existing jokes about time zones. We need something unique: maybe about his beard being so powerful it can power a city. Or about his beard being used as a rope to pull a car. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris once stared at a blank page and the page immediately wrote a bestseller." That's okay. But must start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris can bench press a mountain and still have the energy to write a novel in a single night." That's okay. But we need a punchline. Classic jokes often are statements like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's a known joke. We need to avoid similar. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can turn a snowflake into a snowstorm just by blinking." That's unique. Let's craft a full joke text: "Chuck Norris can sneeze so hard that the wind generated opens a portal to a parallel universe where everyone speaks only in rhymes." That's a bit long but okay. But we need to keep it concise but still a joke. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving, and the cube will thank him afterward." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's pick a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a horse run faster by simply looking at it." That's similar to existing jokes about horses. Better: "Chuck Norris can turn a traffic jam into a parade just by walking past." That's unique. Let's craft final joke_text: "Chuck Norris can walk through a wall of fire and come out with a fresh batch of marshmallows for everyone." That's whimsical. But we need to ensure it's a joke with a punchline. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple 'hello' into a worldwide phenomenon that makes the internet stop for a day." That's okay. Let's decide on a specific joke: "Chuck Norris can make a single punch create a new continent, and the inhabitants name it after his favorite coffee brand." That's unique. But maybe too long. Simplify: "Chuck Norris can create a new continent with a single punch, and the locals name it 'Norrisland' in his honor." That's okay. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So the joke_text could be: "Chuck Norris can create a new continent with a single punch, and the locals name it 'Norrisland' in his honor." That's a complete joke. Now we need headline: short, max 80 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris erschafft eine neue Kontinent mit einem Schlag". That's within 80 characters? Let's count: "Chuck Norris erschafft eine neue Kontinent mit einem Schlag" length approx 57 characters. Good. Meme_caption: max 80 characters. Something like "Ein Kontinent, benannt nach Chuck – und er ist immer noch nicht fertig!" That's about 61 characters. Image_prompt: Must be English, describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then [Specific scene from the joke]. The specific scene: maybe "standing on a newly formed continent, holding a massive fist that creates a glowing landmass". So we need to embed that in the prompt. Full prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Standing on a newly formed continent that he just created with a single punch, the land glowing with golden light, holding a massive glowing fist. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's within the description but okay. Meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris erschafft Kontinent – Witz & Meme". Count characters: "Chuck Norris erschafft Kontinent – Witz & Meme" length approx 48. Good. Meta_description: max 160 characters. Something like "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz: Er kann mit einem Schlag einen neuen Kontinent erschaffen. Lache jetzt!" Count approx 130. Good. Now ensure JSON fields are correct. We must output JSON only, no extra text. Check constraints: No markdown code blocks. So just raw JSON. Make sure each field is a string, with proper escaping if needed (quotes inside strings). The joke_text includes quotes? It doesn't need quotes inside. It contains apostrophes? It contains single quotes? No. It contains apostrophe? "Chuck Norris can create a new continent