We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention it. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be creative. Provide image prompt in English describing scene from joke, hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specifics. Must ensure meta_title <=60 chars, meta_description <=160 chars. Headline <=80 chars, meme_caption <=80 chars. We need to craft a joke. Classic Chuck Norris jokes often involve absurd superhuman feats. Let's think of a unique one: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common but maybe not unique. Need unique. Something like "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where the opponent never existed." That's maybe too long. Let's craft a short joke: "Chuck Norris can hear sign language." That's also common. Need something fresh. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman in the Sahara just by breathing." That's unique. Or "Chuck Norris can turn water into wine without a miracle." Hmm. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving." That's maybe not unique. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a computer think it's a toaster." Hmm. We need to start with "Chuck Norris". So maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that rewrites the laws of physics, causing the moon to orbit backwards for a second." That's a bit long but okay. But we need a concise joke text. Let's produce something like: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm in a desert by simply blinking." That's unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can turn a single hair on his beard into a full‑blown hurricane." That's unique. But need to be funny and classic. Let's go with: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new country, and the United Nations immediately recognizes it." That's a bit long but okay. We need to keep it as a single sentence maybe. Let's decide: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new country, and the United Nations immediately recognizes it." That's a joke. Now we need headline (max 80 chars). Something like: "Chuck Norris gründet ein Land mit einem einzigen Tritt". That's about 45 chars. Meme caption (max 80 chars): "Wenn ein Tritt mehr Länder schafft als die UN". That's about 45 chars. Image prompt: Must be English, describing hyper-realistic portrait of tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then [Specific scene from the joke]. So we need to embed the scene: "Chuck Norris delivers a roundhouse kick that creates a glowing new nation on a world map, with a tiny flag appearing." Must be within prompt. Also include "No text, no captions." Must be photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. He is mid-roundhouse kick that creates a glowing new country on a world map, a tiny flag pops up. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title (max 60 chars). Something like: "Chuck Norris erschafft Nation mit Tritt – Witz". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris erschafft Nation mit Tritt – Witz" length? Count: Chuck(5) space1=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, erschafft(8)=21, space=22, Nation(6)=28, space=29, mit(3)=32, space=33, Tritt(5)=38, space=39, –(1)=40, space=41, Witz(4)=45. So 45 chars, okay. Meta description (max 160 chars). Something like: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Tritt ein neues Land erschafft – humorvoll, ironisch und einzigartig." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Tritt ein neues Land erschafft – humorvoll, ironisch und einzigartig." That's about 115 chars, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correctly quoted, no extra fields. Provide JSON only, no markdown. Check constraints: Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention it. Our joke_text must start with "Chuck Norris". It does: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Tritt ein neues Land erschaffen, und die UN erkennt es sofort an." That's German, starts with Chuck Norris. Good. Now ensure no repetition of existing jokes. This is unique. Now produce JSON. Let's craft final fields: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Tritt ein neues Land erschaffen, und die UN erkennt es sofort an." headline: "Chuck Norris gründet ein Land mit einem einzigen Tritt" meme_caption: "Ein Tritt, ein neues Land – die UN ist beeindruckt" image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. He is mid-roundhouse kick that creates a glowing new country on a world map, a tiny flag pops up. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." meta_title: "Chuck Norris erschafft Nation mit Tritt – Witz" meta_description: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Tritt ein neues Land erschafft – humorvoll, ironisch und einzigartig." Check lengths: headline length? "Chuck Norris gründet ein Land mit einem einzigen Tritt" count: Chuck(5)+space=6+Norris(6)=12+space=13+gründet(6)=19+space=20+ein(3)=23+space=24+Land(4)=28+space=29+mit(3)=32+space=33+einem(4)=37+space=38+einem(4)=42+space=43