We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be a classic Chuck Norris joke, unique, start with "Chuck Norris". Must be funny, ironic, typical. Must avoid repeats, no profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. We need to ensure JSON format, no extra text. Provide fields exactly as specified. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Stillstand bringen." That's maybe not unique enough. Need something more creative. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kühlschrank mit einem einzigen Blick in einen Zeitreisenden verwandelt." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer zum Schmelzen bringen, ohne dass er überhaupt existiert." Not great. Let's think of classic style: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut und daraus ein ganzes Universum erschaffen." Might be okay. But must be unique and not similar to existing jokes. Let's craft something about his beard or his ability to count to infinity. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Finger die gesamte Erde zum Schweigen bringen, während er gleichzeitig einen Kaffee trinkt." That's okay. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". The joke_text should be the full joke text, presumably a single sentence or short paragraph. Let's produce: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick einen Regenbogen zum Umkehren bringen, sodass er rückwärts durch die Luft fliegt und dabei jedes verlorene Sockenpaar der Welt findet." That's unique. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Der ultimative Regenbogen-Trick". That's within 80. Meme caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, schmilzt die Schnecke." Keep under 80. Image prompt: English description of specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then [Specific scene from the joke]. So we need to embed the scene: maybe "Chuck Norris stare causing a rainbow to reverse and socks to appear". Let's craft: "Chuck Norris staring intensely, a reversed rainbow swirling around him, and floating mismatched socks being pulled into the vortex". Must be within the prompt. Full image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris staring intensely, a reversed rainbow swirling around him, and floating mismatched socks being pulled into the vortex. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Meta title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Regenbogen rückwärts fliegen". Count characters: "Chuck Norris lässt Regenbogen rückwärts fliegen" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space1 =6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, lässt(5)=18, space=19, Regenbogen(10)=29, space=30, rückwärts(8)=38, space=39, fliegen(6)=45. So 45 chars, okay. Meta description: max 160 chars. Something like "Ein humorvoller Chuck Norris Witz über einen umgekehrten Regenbogen und verschwundene Socken – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: let's approximate <160. Should be fine. Now ensure JSON fields exactly as required: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Make sure no extra fields. Now produce JSON without markdown code block. Check length constraints: - headline max 80 chars: "Der ultimative Regenbogen-Trick" length? Count: Der(3) space=4, ultimative(10)=14, space=15, Regenbogen-Trick(15?) Actually "Regenbogen-Trick" length 15 inc hyphen? Let's count: R1 e2 g3 e4 n5 b6 o7 g8 e9 n10 -11 T12 r13 i14 c15 k16. So total 16? Let's recount: "Der" 3, space 1 =4, "ultimate" actually "ultimate"? Wait we wrote "Der ultimative Regenbogen-Trick". Let's count precisely: D1 e2 r3 space4 u5 l6 t7 i8 m9 a10 t11 e12 space13 R14 e15 g16 e17 n18 b19 o20 g21 e22 n23 -24 T25 r26 i27 c28 k29. So total 29 characters, well under 80. - meme_caption max 80 chars: "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, schmilzt die Schnecke." Count: Wenn(4) space5 Chuck(11) space12 Norris(18) space19 lächelt,(27) space28 schmilzt(34) space35 die(38) space39 Schnecke.(46). So 46 chars, okay. - meta_title max 60 chars: "Chuck Norris lässt Regenbogen rückwärts fliegen" length 45, okay. - meta_description max 160 chars: Let's count: "Ein humorvoller Chuck Norris Witz über einen umgekehrten Regenbogen und verschwundene Socken – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count roughly: Let's count characters: E1 i2 n3 space4 h5 u6 m7 o8 r9 i10 s11 c12 h13 e14 l15 l16 e17 r18 space19 C20 h21 u22 c23 k24 space25 N26 o27 r28 r29 i30 s31 space32 W33 i34 t35 z36 space37 ü38 b39 e40 r41 space42 e43 i44 n45 e46 n47 space48 u49 m50 g51 e52 r53 k54 r55 i56 c57 h58 e59 n60 space61 R62 e63 g64 e65 n66 b6