We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be creative. We need to generate a joke text, headline (max 80 chars), meme caption (max 80 chars), image_prompt (English prompt for image generation). Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide specifics. We must ensure JSON format, no markdown code blocks. Just raw JSON. Let's craft a joke: Something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's classic but maybe too common. Need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where the roundhouse never lands." Or "Chuck Norris can write a bestseller in a single breath, and the book becomes a bestseller before it's even finished." Need something unique. Let's think: "Chuck Norris can program a computer to solve the halting problem by simply staring at it." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Could be "Chuck Norris can solve a Sudoku puzzle in a single blink, and the numbers rearrange themselves to thank him." That's okay. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a coffee so strong that it powers a city for a week, and the city never runs out of electricity." That's maybe too generic. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can read the entire source code of the internet in a single glance and then rewrite it to make cats the default OS." That's unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can write a bestselling novel using only his thoughts, and the book becomes a bestseller before the first page is even typed." That's okay. But need to be classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats, humor. Let's pick: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving, and the cube rearranges itself into a perfect solution before his parachute opens." That's unique. But must be short enough? Not required length. Now headline: max 80 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris löst einen Rubik's Cube im freien Fall". That's within 80. Meme caption: max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris fällt, löst er den Würfel – und die Schwerkraft". Keep under 80. Image prompt: English prompt for image generation: A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. We need to embed the specific scene: "Chuck Norris solves a Rubik's Cube mid-air while skydiving". So include that. Meta title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris löst Rubik's Cube im freien Fall – Witz". That's 53 maybe. Meta description: SEO Description max 160 chars. Something like "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem er einen Rubik's Cube im freien Fall löst – unglaublich, humorvoll und einzigartig!" That's under 160. Now ensure JSON fields are correctly quoted, no extra text. Check constraints: No repeats, unique. Should be okay. Now produce JSON. Make sure headline max 80 characters. Let's count: "Chuck Norris löst einen Rubik's Cube im freien Fall". Count characters: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8o9r10r11i12s13 (space14)l15ö16s17t18 (space19)e20i21n22e23n24 (space25)R26u27b28i29k30'31s32 (space33)C34u35b36e37 (space38)i39m40 (space41)f42r43e44i45e46n47 (space48)F49a50l51l52. That's 52 characters, okay. Meme caption max 80 characters: "Wenn Chuck Norris fällt, löst er den Würfel – und die Schwerkraft". Count: W1e2n3 (space4)C5h6u7c8k8? Actually let's count precisely: "Wenn Chuck Norris fällt, löst er den Würfel – und die Schwerkraft". Let's count characters including spaces: "Wenn" (4) + space (1) =5 "Chuck" (5) =>10 space (1) =>11 "Norris" (6) =>17 space (1) =>18 "fällt," (6 inc comma) =>24 space (1) =>25 "löst" (4) =>29 space (1) =>30 "er" (2) =>32 space (1) =>33 "den" (3) =>36 space (1) =>37 "Würfel" (6) =>43 space (1) =>44 "–" (1) =>45 space (1) =>46 "und" (3) =>49 space (1) =>50 "die" (3) =>53 space (1) =>54 "Schwerkraft" (11) =>65 So 65 characters, okay. Image prompt: Must be English, include specifics. Provide as a string. Meta title max 60 chars: "Chuck Norris löst Rubik's Cube im freien Fall – Witz". Count: let's count: "Chuck Norris löst Rubik's Cube im freien Fall – Witz". Characters: C1h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8o9r10r11i12s13 (space14)l15ö16s17t18 (space19)R20u21b22i23k24'25s26 (space27)C28u29b30e31 (space32)i33m34 (space35)f36r37e38i39e40n41 (space42)F43a44l