We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be unique, classic Chuck Norris style, start with "Chuck Norris". Must be funny, ironic, typical. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide specific scene from the joke. Must avoid repeats, clichés, etc. Must be within length constraints: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. Provide JSON only, no extra text. We need to craft a unique Chuck Norris joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to play hide and seek with a polar bear; the bear is now the one who hides." That's maybe not unique. Let's think of something fresh: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." That's also common. Need something unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once challenged a snowflake to a duel; the snowflake surrendered and became a snowman." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So joke_text should start with "Chuck Norris". Provide a short joke. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cactus to speak German; now every prickly plant in the desert recites 'Guten Tag' before it pricks you." That's somewhat unique. But need to be classic Chuck Norris style: exaggerated, impossible feats. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can sneeze so hard that the wind changes direction on the other side of the planet." That's also common. Let's think of something truly unique: "Chuck Norris once ordered a coffee at a café on the Moon; the barista served him a latte that turned the Moon's craters into espresso stains." That's unique. But must be in German. So: "Chuck Norris bestellt einmal einen Kaffee auf dem Mond; der Barista serviert ihm einen Latte, der die Mondkrater in Espressobr stains verwandelt." That's a bit long but okay. But we need to keep joke_text as a single sentence? Could be longer. Let's craft a concise unique joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaktus zum Tanzen bringen, indem er ihm einen Rock 'n' Roll spielt – und plötzlich fangen alle Kakteen an, den Cha-Cha-Cha zu tanzen." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaktus zum Tanzen bringen, indem er ihm einen Rock 'n' Roll spielt – und plötzlich fangen alle Kakteen an, den Cha-Cha-Cha zu tanzen." That's okay. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Kaktus-Cha-Cha-Cha: Chuck Norris lässt Pflanzen tanzen". Count characters: let's count: "Kaktus-Cha-Cha-Cha: Chuck Norris lässt Pflanzen tanzen" length? Let's count: K(1)a2c3t4u5s6-(7)C8h9a10-(11)C12h13a13? Actually let's just approximate under 80. It's fine. Meme caption: max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn Kakteen den Cha-Cha-Cha tanzen". That's short. Image prompt: English prompt for image generation: A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. We need to embed specific scene: maybe "Chuck Norris tanzt mit einem Kaktus im Wüstensand, während andere Kakteen im Hintergrund den Cha-Cha-Cha nachahmen". So the prompt should include that scene. Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, wearing a black sleeveless vest, dancing with a cactus in a desert, other cacti performing the Cha-Cha-Cha around him, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Kakteen tanzen – Witz des Tages". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt Kakteen tanzen – Witz des Tages". That's about 45 characters maybe. Good. Meta description: max 160 chars. Something like "Ein kurzer, ironischer Chuck-Norris-Witz über tanzende Kakteen, perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count: let's approximate under 160. Now ensure JSON fields are correct: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. All values must be strings, no extra fields. Make sure no markdown code block. Just raw JSON. Check length constraints: - headline max 80 characters. Let's count: "Kaktus-Cha-Cha-Cha: Chuck Norris lässt Pflanzen tanzen". Count characters including spaces: Let's count precisely: K1 a2 c3 t4 u5 s6 -(7) C8 h9 a10 -(11) C12 h13 a14 -(15) C16 h17 a18 -(19) :20 (space?) Actually we have colon after "Cha-Cha-Cha". Let's write exactly: "Kaktus-Cha-Cha-Cha: Chuck Norris lässt Pflanzen tanzen". Count: K1 a2 c3 t4 u5 s6 -7 C8 h9 a10 -11 C12 h13 a14 -15 C16 h17 a18 -(19) :20 (space)21 C22 h23 u24 c25 k26 (space)27 N28 o29 r30 r31 i32 s33 (space)34 l35 ä36 s37 s38 (space)39 P40 l41 a42 n43 z44 t45 e46 n47 (space)48 t49 a50 n51 z52 e53 n54. That's 54 characters, well under 80. - meme_caption max 80 characters. Let's craft: "Wenn Kakteen den Cha-Cha-Cha tanzen". Count