We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language, no markdown code blocks. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, political, real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Provide a unique scenario. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" is common, but we need unique. Maybe something about "Chuck Norris can make a round square". Or "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm in the Sahara". Let's think of a unique scenario: Chuck Norris once challenged a computer to a game of chess, and the computer surrendered because it realized it couldn't beat a human who can compute infinite possibilities while also being able to physically break the board with a single glance. Or something about "Chuck Norris can make a vegan burger taste like a steak just by staring at it". Must be unique. We need to include "Chuck Norris" at start or mention him. Let's start with "Chuck Norris..." The joke_text should be a full joke sentence(s). Provide headline (max 80 chars). meme_caption (max 80 chars). image_prompt: English prompt for image generation describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, and then [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Must be specific scene from the joke. Must be photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. Meta title max 60 chars, meta description max 160 chars. We must ensure JSON format, no markdown code fences. Just raw JSON. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Stein mit einem Blick zum Schweigen bringen, sodass selbst die Vögel im Wald beginnen, im Takt zu applaudieren." But need to be unique. Maybe something about "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm in the Sahara just by breathing". Let's craft: "Chuck Norris ließ einmal einen Schneemann im Wüstensand schmelzen, nur um zu zeigen, dass er die Natur nach Belieben neu ordnen kann." But need to be funny and typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so stark kauen, dass er daraus einen neuen Kontinent formt." Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so stark kauen, dass er daraus einen neuen Kontinent formt, und dann behauptet, er habe ihn gerade erst erfunden." But need to start with Chuck Norris. Let's produce a full joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so stark kauen, dass er daraus einen neuen Kontinent formt, und dann behauptet, er habe ihn gerade erst erfunden." That's a bit weird but okay. Now headline: maybe "Chuck Norris formt Kontinente mit Kaugummi". Must be <=80 chars. Meme caption: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris Kaugummi kaut, entsteht ein Kontinent". <=80 chars. Image prompt: Must describe hyper-realistic portrait of tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] which is "Chuck Norris formt einen Kontinent aus Kaugummi". So we need to embed that scene. The prompt should be English, describing that scene. Something like: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, standing on a floating continent made of pink bubblegum, holding a giant wad of chewing gum, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background, photorealistic action movie poster, no text, no captions." Make sure it's English, includes the specific scene. Meta title: up to 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris formt Kontinent aus Kaugummi". That's 38 chars. Meta description: up to 160 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris kaut so stark, dass er einen ganzen Kontinent aus Kaugummi formt – ein klassischer, ironischer Witz über seine legendäre Macht." That's about 130 chars. Now ensure JSON fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. All values must be strings, no extra fields. Make sure no markdown code fences. Check length constraints: - headline max 80 characters. Let's count: "Chuck Norris formt Kontinent aus Kaugummi" length? Count characters including spaces: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)f14o15r16m17t18 (space19)K20o21n22t23i24n25e26n27t28 (space29)a30u31s32 (space33)K34a35u36g37u38m39m40i41. That's 41 characters, okay. - meme_caption max 80 characters. "Wenn Chuck Norris Kaugummi kaut, entsteht ein Kontinent" length? Count: W1e2n3 (space4)C5h6u7c8k9 (space10)N11o12r13r14i15s16 (space17)K18a19u20g21u22m23m24i25 (space26)k27a28u29t30, (space31)e32n33t34s34? Actually let's count precisely: "Wenn Chuck Norris Kaugummi kaut, entsteht ein Kontinent". Let's count characters including spaces and punctuation. We'll approximate: "Wenn" (4) + space (1)=5, "Chuck" (5)=10, space=11, "Norris" (6)=17, space=18, "Kaugummi" (8)=26, space=27, "kaut," (5 inc comma)=32, space=33, "entsteht" (8)=41, space=42, "ein" (3)=45, space=46, "Kontinent" (9)=55. So