We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...
We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description? The meta_title and meta_description likely also German? They didn't specify language, but likely also German. Must be within limits: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. Provide unique Chuck Norris joke, start with "Chuck Norris". Must be funny, classic, unique, no repeats. Must not be offensive, no politics, no real suffering. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Include specific scene from joke. Must be unique, not similar to existing jokes. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" is common, avoid that. Maybe "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door" is common. Need something unique. Idea: Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole that swallows the entire internet for a second, causing all browsers to display only his beard. Something like that. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can sneeze and create a new continent, but only if he does it on a Tuesday." But need to be unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple coffee cup into a time machine, but only if he drinks it backwards." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by looking at it, because even snow respects his chill." Not great. We need something classic but unique. Let's think of a scenario: He can lift a mountain with one finger, but the mountain is actually a pillow. Or he can make a horse run backwards. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube with a single blink, and the cube then asks him for career advice." But need to be more concrete. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that rewrites the laws of physics, causing gravity to temporarily switch directions so that his beard floats upward like a flag." Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple paper airplane into a supersonic missile that delivers a message to the past, but only if the message is 'You are awesome'." But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple paper airplane into a supersonic missile that delivers a message to the past, but only if the message is 'You are awesome'." That's okay. But need to be unique and not similar to existing jokes. Let's think of something about his beard: "Chuck Norris can make his beard grow a new beard every time he shaves." That's common. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm happen in the desert just by blinking, and the sand will wear sunglasses." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a computer virus that only affects other computers when they try to run his jokes." Not great. Let's craft a unique scenario: He can make a roundhouse kick that creates a portal to a dimension where all the world's Wi-Fi passwords are spelled out in neon. But maybe too long. We need a concise joke text, but can be a sentence. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a single roundhouse kick generate enough electricity to power the entire internet for a year, but only if he does it while wearing socks." That's unique. Let's refine: "Chuck Norris can generate enough electricity with a single roundhouse kick to power the entire internet for a year, but only if he does it while wearing socks." That's okay. Now we need headline max 80 chars. Something like: "Chuck Norris lässt die Internet-Stromrechnung verschwinden". That's German, maybe 45 chars. Meme caption max 80 chars: "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Kaffee trinkt, wird die Tasse zum Portal". That's maybe 55 chars. Image prompt: Must be English, describing specific scene from joke. So we need to describe the scene: Chuck Norris performing a roundhouse kick that generates electricity, wearing socks, power lines, etc. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then add [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. So we need to embed the scene: "He throws a roundhouse kick that creates a glowing electric vortex, while wearing white socks, with sparks flying." Must be in English. Meta title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris Stromgenerator – Witz & Meme". That's 38 chars. Meta description max 160 chars: maybe "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz über einen Stromschlag, der das Internet antreibt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" That's about 130 chars. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code block. Provide fields exactly as specified. Check lengths: - headline max 80 characters. Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt die Internet-Stromrechnung verschwinden". Count characters including spaces: Let's count: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8o9r10r11i12s13 (space14)l15ä16s17s18t19 (space20)d21i22e23 (space24)I25n26t27e28r29n30e31t32-33S34t35r36o37m38m39r40e41c42h43n44g45e46l47l48e49n50 (space51)v52e53r54w55i56s57e58n59d60e61n62. That's 62 characters, okay under 80. - meme_caption max 80 characters. "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Kaffee trinkt, wird die Tasse zum Portal". Count: W1e2n3 (space4)C5h6u7c8k9 (space10)N11o12o13r14r15i16s17 (space18)e19i20n21e22n23 (space24)K25a26f27f28e29 (space30)t31r32i33k34t35 (space36)w37i38r39d40 (space41)d42i43e44 (