We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be creative. We need to produce a single JSON object, no markdown code block. Ensure fields within max lengths: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. image_prompt must be English, describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Include specific scene from the joke. Also mention "No text, no captions." Must be a prompt for image generation. We need to craft a joke: classic Chuck Norris style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But we need something unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." Or "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick to the past." Let's think of a unique scenario: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by looking at it." Or "Chuck Norris can win a staring contest with a statue." Must start with "Chuck Norris". Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a horse run backwards." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake fall upward." That's unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake fall upward just by breathing on it." That's a bit long but okay. We need to ensure it's unique and not repeating known jokes. Let's propose: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake fall upward just by breathing on it." That's a classic style: impossible thing. Now we need to embed that into JSON fields. joke_text: The full joke text, presumably the joke itself. Should be in German. So we can write: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneeflocken nach oben fallen lassen, nur indem er darauf atmet." But must start with "Chuck Norris". So maybe: "Chuck Norris kann eine Schneeflocke nach oben fallen lassen, nur indem er darauf atmet." That's German, starts with Chuck Norris. That's okay. headline: short headline max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Schneeflocken nach oben fallen". That's 38 chars. meme_caption: max 80 chars, a caption for meme. Something like "Wenn selbst der Winter Angst vor Chuck Norris hat". That's 44 chars. image_prompt: English prompt describing hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Include specific scene from the joke. So maybe: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, standing on a snowy mountain peak, breathing onto a floating snowflake that is moving upward, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background, photorealistic action movie poster, no text, no captions." Make sure it's English, includes the scene: "breathing onto a floating snowflake that is moving upward". Also mention "no text, no captions." meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Schneeflocken nach oben fallen – Witz". Count characters: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneeflocken nach oben fallen – Witz" length? Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneeflocken nach oben fallen – Witz" = 51? Let's count precisely: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8o9r10r11s12 (space13)l14ä15s16t17 (space18)S19c20h21n22e23e24f25l26o27k28e29n30 (space31)n32a33c34h35 (space36)o37b38e39n40 (space41)f42a43l44l45e46n47 (space48)–49 (space50)W51i52t53z54. That's 54 characters, within 60. Good. meta_description: max 160 chars. Something like "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem er eine Schneeflocke nach oben lässt, nur indem er darauf atmet. Lustig, einzigartig und perfekt für Memes." Let's count characters: We'll approximate under 160. Let's count: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem er eine Schneeflocke nach oben lässt, nur indem er darauf atmet. Lustig, einzigartig und perfekt für Memes." Let's count roughly: It's probably around 130. Should be okay. Now ensure JSON format: keys exactly as given: "joke_text", "headline", "meme_caption", "image_prompt", "meta_title", "meta_description". Provide values as strings. Make sure no markdown code block. Just raw JSON. Check lengths: - headline max 80 chars: we have "Chuck Norris lässt Schneeflocken nach oben fallen". That's 44? Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneeflocken nach oben fallen" length: Count characters including spaces: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 (space6) N7 o8 o9 r10 s11 (space12) l13 ä14 s15 t16 (space17) S18 c19 h20 n21 e22 e23 f24 l25 o26 k27 e28 n29 (space30) n31 a32 c33 h34 (space35) o36 b37 e38 n39 (space40) f41 a42 l43 l44 e45 n46. That's 46 characters, okay. - meme_caption max 80 chars: "Wenn selbst der Winter Angst vor Chuck Norris hat" length? Count: W1 e2 n3 (space4) s5 e6 l7 b8 (space9) d10 e11 r12 (space13) W14 i15