We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption? The prompt says "Erstelle einen lustigen, klassischen Chuck Norris Witz auf Deutsch." So the joke text should be German. Headline also likely German but max 80 characters. meme_caption also German. image_prompt must be English description for image generation. Must include specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must not include text or captions in image. Provide meta_title (max 60 chars) and meta_description (max 160 chars). Must avoid repetition, be unique. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be creative and surprising. Must not be vulgar, political, etc. We need to produce a single JSON object, no markdown code block. Just raw JSON. Let's craft a joke: Something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris once tried to play a game of hide and seek with the invisible man, and the invisible man surrendered." That's typical. Need something unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch, and the cat taught him how to purr." Not typical. Better: "Chuck Norris once tried to bake a cake without an oven, and the cake baked the oven." That's classic but maybe not unique. We need to ensure uniqueness and not similar to existing jokes. Let's think of a new scenario: Chuck Norris once tried to use a GPS to navigate the Bermuda Triangle, and the GPS gave up and started giving directions in ancient Sanskrit. Or something. But must be funny and typical Chuck Norris style: He can do impossible things, his beard is powerful, etc. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to write a haiku about himself, and the haiku spontaneously turned into a sonnet that made the moon blush." That's creative. But must be in German. So we need to write the joke text in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Something like: "Chuck Norris versuchte einmal, einen Kuchen zu backen, ohne einen Ofen zu benutzen – und der Kuchen backte den Ofen." That's a known joke but maybe not unique? It's a classic but maybe okay. But we need to avoid similar to existing jokes. That one is common. Let's think of a new one. Maybe: "Chuck Norris stellte einmal ein Rätsel, das so komplex war, dass selbst Google um eine Auszeit bat." That's unique. But need to be a full joke text, maybe a short story. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris versuchte einmal, einen Schachzug in 0,0001 Sekunden zu planen, doch das Schachbrett wurde so nervös, dass es sich selbst in ein Schachbuch verwandelte." That's creative. But must be funny and typical Chuck Norris. Let's think of a scenario where Chuck Norris interacts with something impossible. Maybe: "Chuck Norris ließ einmal einen Snowstorm im Sommer in Texas regnen, und die Menschen begannen, Sonnenbrillen zu tragen, um vor dem Schnee zu schützen." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's pick a scenario: Chuck Norris once tried to teach a goldfish to do push-ups, and the goldfish started doing them with a tiny barbell, causing the aquarium to become a gym. That could be fun. German: "Chuck Norris versuchte einmal, einen Goldfisch zum Kreuzheben zu motivieren – und der Fisch hob so heavy, dass das Aquarium ein Mini-Fitnessstudio wurde." That's humorous. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris versuchte einmal, einen Goldfisch zum Kreuzheben zu motivieren – und der Fisch hob so heavy, dass das Aquarium ein Mini-Fitnessstudio wurde." That's a joke text. Now we need headline (max 80 chars). Something like "Goldfisch-Fitness mit Chuck Norris". That's 27 chars. Meme caption (max 80 chars) maybe "Wenn selbst ein Goldfisch mehr Gewicht heben kann als du". That's 45 chars. Image prompt: Must be English, describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. So we need to embed the specific scene: "Goldfisch doing push-ups with a tiny barbell in an aquarium gym". So image prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, holding a tiny barbell as a goldfish lifts it in an aquarium gym, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris Goldfisch Fitness Witz". That's 30 chars. Meta description max 160 chars: "Ein kurzer, witziger Chuck-Norris-Witz über einen Goldfisch, der Gewicht hebt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." That's about 95 chars. Now ensure JSON fields are correct: "joke_text", "headline", "meme_caption", "image_prompt", "meta_title", "meta_description". Provide values. Check lengths: headline max 80 chars, we have "Goldfisch-Fitness mit Chuck Norris" (27). Good. Meme caption max 80 chars, we have "Wenn selbst ein Goldfisch mehr Gewicht heben kann als du" (53). Good. Image prompt must be English and include scene. We'll craft accordingly. Now ensure no markdown code block. Just raw JSON. Let's write JSON: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris versuchte einmal, einen Goldfisch zum Kreuzheben zu motivieren – und der Fisch hob so heavy, dass das Aquarium ein Mini-Fitnessstudio wurde.", "headline": "Goldfisch-Fitness mit Chuck Norris", "meme_caption": "Wenn selbst ein Goldfisch mehr Gewicht heben kann als du", "image_prompt": "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, holding a tiny barbell as a goldfish lifts it in an aquarium gym, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions.", "meta_title": "Chuck Norris Goldfisch Fitness Witz