We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be unique, start with Chuck Norris or mention him. Must be classic Chuck Norris style, funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid repeats, no profanity, no political, no real suffering. Must be unique. Provide image_prompt in English describing scene, hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specific scene from joke. Must be within length constraints: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to craft a joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a calculator to count to infinity, but the calculator committed suicide." That's also common. Need something more original. We can create a scenario: Chuck Norris once challenged a snowflake to a snowball fight; the snowflake surrendered because it couldn't handle his "cold stare". Or something about his beard being so powerful it can shave itself. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch, but the cat fetched a lifetime supply of fish and retired." That's not typical. Better: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a GPS, but the GPS gave up and started giving directions in roundhouse kicks." That's okay. But need to start with Chuck Norris or mention him. Could be: "Chuck Norris once tried to write a joke about himself, but the joke was so funny that it caused the universe to reboot." That's a bit meta. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's common. We need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a computer to play hide and seek, but the computer kept hiding in the source code and never got found." That's okay. But need to be a joke text that is funny and typical Chuck Norris. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a mirror, but the mirror shattered from the sheer awesomeness of his reflection." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness and not similar to existing jokes. Let's think of something about his beard being so powerful it can comb itself. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cactus to dance, but the cactus grew spikes of rhythm and started a mosh pit." That's quirky. But need to be classic: maybe about his beard being so strong it can lift weights without moving. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a stapler to bind the pages of the universe, but the stapler got so scared it turned into a paper airplane and flew away." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's unique. Let's think of something about his beard being so legendary that it can hide objects. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to hide his keys, but his beard swallowed them and now they appear only when he shaves." That's okay. But we need to start with Chuck Norris. So the joke_text should start with "Chuck Norris". Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a calculator to count his beard hairs, but the calculator exploded from the sheer magnitude of his awesomeness." That's okay. But we need to be careful about length and uniqueness. Let's propose: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a snowman to do push‑ups, but the snowman melted from the heat of his determination." That's okay. But we need to be unique and not similar to existing jokes. Let's think of something about his beard being a black hole. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to comb his beard with a comb made of pure gravity, but the comb disappeared into a vortex of awesomeness." That's okay. But we need to embed a specific scene for image_prompt. The image_prompt must include a specific scene from the joke. So we need to describe a scene that matches the joke. For example, if the joke is about Chuck Norris trying to teach a snowman to do push-ups, the scene could be "Chuck Norris doing push-ups with a snowman melting behind him". But we need to embed that in the image_prompt. The image_prompt must be in English, describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. So we need to embed a specific scene. Let's decide on a joke that includes a clear visual: maybe "Chuck Norris once tried to use a yo-yo to lasso a comet, but the comet got so impressed it turned into a shooting star that wrote his name in the sky." That's visual. But we need to keep it simple for image generation: maybe "Chuck Norris riding a giant polar bear across a frozen tundra while holding a flaming sword". That could be the scene. But we need to tie it to the joke content. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cactus to do yoga, but the cactus twisted into a pretzel and started a dance party." That's visual: a cactus doing yoga, maybe not great. Better: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a mirror to check his hair, but the mirror shattered and revealed a portal to a dimension where his beard is the ruler." That's visual: a portal. But we need a specific scene for image_prompt: maybe "Chuck Norris standing in front of a shattered mirror, with a portal swirling behind him". That could be described. Let's decide on a joke: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a yo‑yo to catch a comet, but the comet got so impressed it turned into a fireworks display spelling his name." That's visual: comet turning into fireworks. But maybe simpler: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a snowflake to lift weights, but the snowflake melted from the pressure of his strength." That's visual: snowflake melting. But we need a clear scene: maybe "Chuck Norris holding a snowflake that is melting in his hand". That could be described. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a snowflake as a paperweight, but the snowflake melted from the sheer weight of his presence." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's think of something about his beard being so powerful it can generate electricity. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to charge his phone using his beard, but the phone exploded into a confetti party of lightning bolts." That's visual: beard generating lightning. But we need to embed a specific scene: "Chuck Norris holding a