We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be a classic Chuck Norris joke, unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid repeats, no profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Must be unique. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, image_prompt English description for image generation: hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to craft a joke. Let's think of a unique Chuck Norris joke: maybe about his beard being so powerful it can shave itself, or about his beard being used as a Wi-Fi antenna, etc. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Example: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero, and the result is a perfect shave for his beard." That's not typical. Let's think of something classic: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make his beard grow a new beard." That's meta. Or "Chuck Norris can use his beard as a Wi-Fi hotspot, and the signal never drops." That could be unique. But must be a joke, not just a statement. Classic format: "Chuck Norris can ... [absurd result]." Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can shave his beard with a single glance, and the razor apologizes." That might be okay. But need to be unique, not repeating known jokes. Let's think of something about his beard being so strong it can hold up a house. Or his beard can be used as a rope to pull a car. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can use his beard to write a bestselling novel, and the plot twists are so sharp they cut the reader." That's a bit meta. But we need to keep it short and funny. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make his beard grow a beard, and that beard's beard is a national security threat." That's too long. Better: "Chuck Norris can shave his beard with a single thought, and the razor files a restraining order." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's unique. Let's search memory: typical jokes include "Chuck Norris can divide by zero", "Chuck Norris can hear sign of silence", "Chuck Norris can make a woman pregnant with a single glance". We need something not used. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can use his beard as a parachute and land safely on a cloud of his own making." That's okay. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make his beard grow a new beard every time he blinks, and the second beard files a tax return." That's too long. Simplify: "Chuck Norris can make his beard grow a new beard with a single sneeze, and that beard becomes the President of the United States." That's okay. But we need to keep it concise and funny. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can shave his beard with a single stare, and the razor becomes his biggest fan." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's think of a scenario: "Chuck Norris can use his beard to start a fire, and the fire asks for autographs." That's unique. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris can start a fire with his beard, and the fire writes him a thank-you note." That's okay. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris can make his beard grow a beard, and that beard's beard becomes a bestselling author." That's meta. Let's decide on a joke: "Chuck Norris can make his beard grow a new beard every time he laughs, and the new beard writes a comedy special." That's okay. But we need to keep it short enough for JSON fields. Now we need to produce fields: - joke_text: the full joke text in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Should be a single sentence or short paragraph? Probably a short joke. - headline: short headline max 80 chars. - meme_caption: image caption max 80 chars. - image_prompt: English prompt for image generation, includes specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. - meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. - meta_description: SEO Description max 160 chars. We need to ensure each field respects length constraints. Let's craft: Joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick seinen Bart rasieren, und der Rasierer bittet um Entschuldigung." That's German, starts with Chuck Norris, unique. It's funny: the razor apologizes. Check uniqueness: Not typical. Now headline: maybe "Der Rasierer bittet um Entschuldigung". That's 27 chars, okay. Meme caption: maybe "Wenn der Rasierer sich schämt". That's 20 chars. Image prompt: Must be English, include specific scene from the joke. The scene: "Chuck Norris stares at a razor, the razor apologizes". So we can embed that: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris staring intensely at a razor that is bowing its head in apology. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English, includes the scene. Meta title: maybe "Chuck Norris Rasierer Entschuldigung Witz". That's 38 chars, okay. Meta description: maybe "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen Bart, der einen Rasierer zum Entschuldigen bringt. Einzigartig und humorvoll." Count characters: Let's count: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen Bart, der einen Rasierer zum Entschuldigen bringt. Einzigartig und humorvoll." That's about 106 characters, within 160. Now ensure each field length constraints: - headline max 80 chars