We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with Chuck Norris or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, classic style. Provide image_prompt in English describing scene, hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specific scene from the joke. Must not include text or captions in image prompt. Must be within length limits. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. Headline <=80 chars. Meme caption <=80 chars. We need to craft a joke. Let's think of a classic Chuck Norris joke: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe something about his beard, or his ability to make the moon change phases, or his ability to win at chess by playing himself. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's also common. Need something fresh. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." That's too generic. We need a unique scenario: maybe "Chuck Norris can program the internet using only his beard." Or "Chuck Norris can make a coffee that gives energy to the entire world." Let's think of something that can be described in image prompt: maybe "Chuck Norris is riding a dinosaur while juggling flaming swords on the moon." That could be unique. But must start with Chuck Norris or mention him. Could be "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear with a single stare." Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear with a single stare, and the snowflakes bow before him." That's okay. But need to be unique and not similar to existing jokes. Let's create a new one: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple game of rock-paper-scissors into an actual war, and the scissors win every time." Might be okay. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that rewrites the laws of physics, causing gravity to pause for a second." That's similar to many. Maybe something about his beard: "Chuck Norris can grow a beard that doubles as a Wi-Fi hotspot, providing internet to the entire planet." That could be unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can grow a beard that doubles as a Wi‑Fi hotspot, providing internet to the entire planet, and the signal never drops." That's okay. Now we need to produce JSON with fields. joke_text: The full joke text in German, starting with Chuck Norris. Should be a single sentence or short paragraph? It can be a short joke. headline: short heading max 80 characters. meme_caption: image caption max 80 characters. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke] Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to embed specific scene from the joke. For our joke about beard Wi-Fi hotspot, the scene could be "Chuck Norris is standing on a mountaintop, his beard glowing with Wi‑Fi signals, while people worldwide connect to it." But we need to describe scene in prompt: maybe "Chuck Norris stands on a mountaintop, his beard glowing with Wi‑Fi signals, as people around the world connect via invisible connections." But must not include text or captions. So we can describe the scene: "Chuck Norris on a mountaintop, his thick reddish beard emitting glowing Wi‑Fi waves, people in the background holding devices, American flag background." Keep it descriptive. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris Wi‑Fi Bart: Der ultimative Witz". Count characters: "Chuck Norris Wi‑Fi Bart: Der ultimative Witz" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, Wi‑Fi(5 inc hyphen?) Actually "Wi‑Fi" 5 inc hyphen? Let's approximate total maybe 38. Should be fine. meta_description: SEO Description max 160 chars. Something like "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über seinen magischen Bart, der das Internet versorgt – humorvoll, einzigartig und perfekt für Memes." Count characters: let's approximate under 160. Now ensure no markdown code blocks. Just raw JSON. Check constraints: Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description. Image_prompt must be English. Must start with Chuck Norris or mention him. Our joke_text must start with "Chuck Norris". Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Wimpernschlag das Internet zum Leben erwecken, und sein Bart dient dabei als perfekter Wi‑Fi‑Hotspot, der die ganze Welt verbindet." That's okay. It starts with Chuck Norris. It's unique. Now headline: maybe "Der Bart, der das Internet versorgt". That's 27 characters, okay. meme_caption: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris den WLAN-Signalgeber spielt". That's 38 characters. image_prompt: Must include specific scene from the joke. Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris stands on a mountaintop, his thick reddish beard emitting glowing Wi‑Fi waves that ripple into the sky, while people worldwide hold devices connected to the signal. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English, includes scene. Good. meta_title: "Chuck Norris Wi‑Fi Bart: Der ultimative Witz" (maybe 38 chars). Let's count: "Chuck Norris Wi‑Fi Bart: Der ultimative Witz" length: Count characters including spaces: Chuck(5) space1=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, Wi‑Fi(5)=18, space=19, Bart:(5 inc colon?) Actually "Bart:" is 5 inc colon? B(1)a2r3t4:5 => total 24? Let's just approximate it's under 60. Should be fine. meta_description: "Ein humorvoller Chuck Norris Witz über seinen magischen Bart, der als Wi‑Fi‑Hotspot die ganze Welt mit Internet versorgt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein humorvoller Chuck Norris Witz über seinen