We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language overall, but image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be unique. We need to craft a joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe something about his beard, his ability to make the sun rise because he's angry, etc. Must be unique. We need to produce JSON only, no markdown code fences. So just raw JSON. Fields: - joke_text: full joke text in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Should be a short story/joke. - headline: short headline max 80 characters. - meme_caption: short caption max 80 characters. - image_prompt: English prompt for image generation, describing scene, hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specific scene from the joke. - meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. - meta_description: SEO Description max 160 characters. Make sure each field respects length constraints. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone, so when he kicks, the world instantly updates its clocks." That's maybe too long. Need to be concise but funny. Maybe: "Chuck Norris doesn't need a calendar, because every time he blinks, a new year begins." That's classic but maybe not unique. Need something unique. Let's think: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube using only his beard." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube with a single glance, and the cube instantly rearranges the universe's gravity." That's too long. Better: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube with his beard, and the cube instantly becomes a portal to a world where he is the only person who can taste pizza." Hmm. We need a short joke text, maybe a single sentence. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple paperclip into a sword that cuts through the fabric of reality, leaving only the sound of applause." That's okay. But must be unique and not repeat existing jokes. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch, and the cat returned with a Nobel Prize in Physics." That's funny. But must start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch, and the cat returned with a Nobel Prize in Physics." That's okay. But maybe too long. Let's produce a concise joke: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that rewrites the source code of the universe, causing all bugs to disappear." That's okay. But need to be unique. Let's decide on a joke: "Chuck Norris can fold an origami crane using only his eyebrows, and the crane will fly to the moon and back before lunch." That's whimsical. But must be unique. Ok, final joke_text: "Chuck Norris can fold an origami crane with just his eyebrows, and the crane instantly flies to the moon and back before his coffee gets cold." That's a bit long but okay. Make sure it's a single sentence? Could be multiple sentences but fine. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Der ultimative Origami-Chuck Norris Witz". That's under 80. Meme_caption: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Origami-Falke, die zum Mond fliegt – nur Chuck Norris kann das!" Under 80. Image_prompt: English description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He is folding an origami crane with his eyebrows while a tiny paper crane flies out of his hand toward a glowing moon in the background. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Need to include specific scene from the joke: folding origami crane with eyebrows, crane flying to moon. Now meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris Origami-Witz: Der Mondflieger". That's 33 chars. Meta_description: max 160 chars. Something like "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Origami-Crane mit den Augenbrauen zum Mond fliegt – ein klassischer, humorvoller Klassiker!" Count characters: let's count roughly: "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Origami-Crane mit den Augenbrauen zum Mond fliegt – ein klassischer, humorvoller Klassiker!" That's about 130 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correct and no extra text. Check length constraints: - headline max 80 characters. "Der ultimative Origami-Chuck Norris Witz" length? Count: D(1) e2 r3 space4 u5 l6 t7 i8 m9 a10 t11 e12 space13 O14 r15 i16 g17 a18 m19 i20 -? Actually hyphen counts. Let's approximate: "Der ultimative Origami-Chuck Norris Witz" is 38 characters, fine. - meme_caption max 80 characters. "Origami-Falke, die zum Mond fliegt – nur Chuck Norris kann das!" Let's count: O1 r2 i3 g4 a5 m6 i7 -? Actually "Origami-Falke, die zum Mond fliegt – nur Chuck Norris kann das!" That's about 55 characters, fine. - meta_title max 60 characters. "Chuck Norris Origami-Witz: Der Mondflieger" length? Count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 w10 i11 s12 space13 O14 r15 i16 g17 a18 m19 i20 -? Actually hyphen counts. Let's approximate 38 characters, fine. - meta_description max 160 characters. Our description is likely under 160. Now ensure image_prompt is English and includes scene. Now produce JSON. Make sure no extra fields. Let's craft final JSON: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris kann mit nur seinen Augenbrauen ein Origami-Kranich falten, und der Kranich fliegt sofort zum Mond und zurück, bevor sein Kaffee kalt wird.", "headline": "Der ultimative Origami-Chuck Norris Witz",